In Call of Duty its the PPSh which is a 71 round submachine gun that allows the player who is using it to spray his hot lead all over the place. Favoured by nOObs, hence noob cannon.
Jake PPSh'd Da Sniper
Da Sniper:U fookin newark stop usin da noob cannon and fight like a man
Jake: NO!
Da Sniper:U fookin newark stop usin da noob cannon and fight like a man
Jake: NO!
by Cryongenic Ragamuffin September 08, 2004
Noun. The theoretical excrement that is expelled from one who is not skilled at a particular activity or game and is subsequently beaten handily due to the aforementioned lack of ability.
May also be used a way of describing one who is inferior, juvenile, or otherwise pathetic.
Most commonly used in the video game world as an expression of substandard performance.
May also be used a way of describing one who is inferior, juvenile, or otherwise pathetic.
Most commonly used in the video game world as an expression of substandard performance.
I beat Aaron and Jon so badly at hockey today that there was noob sauce all over the rink and it clogged the Zamboni.
I just pwnd that pathetic noob sauce at Halo.
My 5 year-old brother is such a noob sauce, he drank Windex thinking it was blue Huggie.
A Wendy's drive through is not an appropriate place to find Noob Sauce.
I just pwnd that pathetic noob sauce at Halo.
My 5 year-old brother is such a noob sauce, he drank Windex thinking it was blue Huggie.
A Wendy's drive through is not an appropriate place to find Noob Sauce.
by bag57 November 16, 2009
a noob that sucks so much, some guy pwned him and put a stick up his arse for no apparent reason. This can occur also in moments of frustration, when a noob decides he needs to relax and put a stick up his bottom, or when a noob needs to drop a dookie they shove a stick up their arse to prevent an unwanted toilet trip away from world of warcraft. (DO NOT TRY THIS, noobs have been known to explode)
noob "hey guys go easy im new"
wow_man "haha ur such a noob"
thatguy "he hasnt killed ne1 and i keep pwing him, hes a noob on a stick"
noob "ohh..."
wow_man "haha ur such a noob"
thatguy "he hasnt killed ne1 and i keep pwing him, hes a noob on a stick"
noob "ohh..."
by Chris "Kreejo" JJ May 09, 2006
Usually refers to the grenade launcher in Call of Duty 4 due to it's high power and wide kill radius, and especially it's easiness to use.
Alex over the headset on Xbox live:
"Dude, this kid with the noob tube killed me like 6 times already, its really pissin' me off!"
"Dude, this kid with the noob tube killed me like 6 times already, its really pissin' me off!"
by Jboydope June 10, 2008
1) Someone who's IQ is below sea level.
2) Someone so ignorant, stupid, annoying, or lame that they are drowning in their own stupidity.
3) The very bottom of the food chain, below pond scum.
2) Someone so ignorant, stupid, annoying, or lame that they are drowning in their own stupidity.
3) The very bottom of the food chain, below pond scum.
by chaosmastermind December 13, 2007
It is the player in Modern Warfare 2 multiplayer, who runs with the infamous UMP45 sub machine gun around the map and spraying those 45. ACPs like no tomorrow.
Defined as a 'n00b' for the reason that this gun is actually WAY overpowered and practically has no recoil.
Typical 'ump n00b' setup:
UMP45 silenced
Any pistol with a tac knife (in case he runs out of ammo)
Marathon
Lightweight (or Cold-Blooded)
Commando (or Ninja pro)
Defined as a 'n00b' for the reason that this gun is actually WAY overpowered and practically has no recoil.
Typical 'ump n00b' setup:
UMP45 silenced
Any pistol with a tac knife (in case he runs out of ammo)
Marathon
Lightweight (or Cold-Blooded)
Commando (or Ninja pro)
1) xx1337sn1p3rxx: "OMG put down that n00b ump!"
2) kill3rleet: "geez, does this guy even know that there are other guns in this game?....."
3) xM3gaMast3rx: "UMP noob. Nuff' said. *rage quit*
2) kill3rleet: "geez, does this guy even know that there are other guns in this game?....."
3) xM3gaMast3rx: "UMP noob. Nuff' said. *rage quit*
by Reilly_sc April 27, 2011
a total suckage of a player or person, you can often be called this if you are performing badly or just plain suck. If some on calls you this you are automaticly lowest on the social pyramid.
by James hunter1 February 07, 2009