Cream ass

A person who gets everything he/she wants without need to work for it.
by dontcallmealiar October 16, 2017
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ass-phyxiated

Being subjected to the odor of a horrific fart in very close quarters.

For the love of God, open that window before we’re all ass-phyxiated!
by MoLo36 April 22, 2009
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asses out

Walkin' around with your ass out like you don't give a fuck.
Dude pull up your pants
Hell no, I'm asses out!
by tim glomb June 22, 2009
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Ass water

Normally used in reference to bath water. In it's natural environment, bath water is "clean", normally only dirty if your bathtub is dirty itself. But once a body is submerged, often just the lower half of said body, organisms and bacteria transition to the bathwater. Mostly unseen to the human eye, these organisms and bacteria spread throughout the bathwater in the steady metamorphosis into ass water.
If you didn't shower before taking a bath, you might as well have been sitting in ass water.
by Aurelico May 05, 2019
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ass slam

I gave Heather a good ass slam last night.
by JJ Pride November 11, 2007
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Ass Vortex

Loosening your sphincter muscle, allowing one to inhale Air through ones own ass, and then using that air to fart at will!
Sven tried to impress some girls by doing an ass Vortex.
by tx3000 May 03, 2010
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Ass Period

What you miss after having anal sex, meaning you are not ass-pregnant.
I pulled her on the bed and did her up the ass, later she told me she missed her ass period.
by Urban Dictionary May 10, 2010
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