When you are wiping your ass and your finger slips off the paper causing you to scrap your fingernail against your asshole. - hence the name brown nailing
Person 1: hey bro what took you so long in there?
Person 2: ya my bad dawg, I was brown nailing pretty hard so...
Person 2: ya my bad dawg, I was brown nailing pretty hard so...
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Get the brown nailing mug.Often known as the captain or midget boy. May be the oldest in our group but still the shortest and most immature.
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Get the Ryley Nail mug.girls names taylor or michos normally wear nails that look like bananas on the ends of their fingers.
by big crisp May 18, 2023
Get the banana nails mug.An extremely long nail (usually the pinky) to scoop up "coke" (cocaine) and snort into the nose with ease.
by Dragon_ August 25, 2013
Get the Coke nail mug.A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.
John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.
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A badly bruised nail bed caused by pressuring the prostate.
A badly bruised nail bed caused by pressuring the prostate.
“Hey bros how’s it going?”
*hand shake*
“Not too bad how about you?”
“Dude… what’s up with your nails? And what’s that smell?”
“I just finished up a dung festival?”
“A what?”
“A scat party!”
“Ew man! You got brown nail.”
*hand shake*
“Not too bad how about you?”
“Dude… what’s up with your nails? And what’s that smell?”
“I just finished up a dung festival?”
“A what?”
“A scat party!”
“Ew man! You got brown nail.”
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