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Mullet Lite

Any of the cheap watered down American beers such as Bud Light or Natty light.
If you’re going to Mike’s house you better bring your own beer. All he buys is Mullet Lite.
by Keasterbunny March 10, 2023
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ponytail mullet

When your hair is too short to be in a ponytail and the bottom falls out, giving the appearance of a mullet.
"OMG she ratchet, look at her ponytail mullet"
by wtfdoesthismeanidkbro April 26, 2014
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Mullet

A couple people who could save the world (or at least America) with a mullet

1. Rambo
2. Snake
3. That’s it, Rambo and Snake
This dude just went full Mullet head on the other team and saved our asses!”
by Eudico-on-steam August 10, 2019
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stinky mullet

everyone in baseball sniffles. ''whats that smell?'' they all say. everyone looks at Jon Jon, the kid that never washes his hair. it's you, your mullet stinks.
Did someone rip ass, or is that Jon Jons stinky mullet.
by R.P. and MEEZY MISSLE February 26, 2022
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crotch mullet

Business in the front (penis / vagina)

Party at the back (anus)

When your backside is hairier than your penis / vagina
1: Mate, I went down on this chick and she had a full on crotch mullet!

2: Dude. she could have at least shaved her ass! that's rank!
by lollerfishy June 22, 2011
mugGet the crotch mulletmug.

Mullet

Automatically makes you 10 times hotter, makes your dick 10 times bigger, and your muscles 10 times bigger.
Jacob has a mullet
by not chris's dad March 23, 2022
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Work Mullet

1. (n.) A mullet suitable for work.
2. (n.) A mullet that works.
Billy Rae Cyrus does not have a work mullet.
by calichic November 11, 2009
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