Mackin Muffins

When two sexy women ingage in oral stimulation mouth to vagina

Angel and Hannah had the look of two hot chicks that have been mackin muffins.
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by RonRex May 7, 2010

The Muffin Man

A truly sinaster man. Often found roaming at the times of 12 and 3am. He lives under an elevator and his diet consists of pussy and Busch light. Friends with Andy Rush as they often listen to Pink Floyd songs together. Buttholes and heroin and a rusty trumbone. Do you know the muffin man that lives on Drury Lane?

Oh yeah me and the muffin man were chillin the other night on the and made a killer grilled cheese.

by Geoffrey long dong giraffe October 11, 2017

Home Muffin

A friend that makes you feel better with advice/hugs while also baking you home-made muffins.

That girl over there... she's my personal Home Muffin.

by Asodoph Boingberry January 22, 2009

Mud muffin

Excrement; turd (see fudge dragon)

"My neighbor never picks up after his dog. Every morning on the way to get the paper I step in a fresh batch of mud muffins."

by R. Bowers October 7, 2012

enjoy the muffins

The over all pleasure of oral,taking your tongue swirling it in a variety of different movements,from many positions, feeling that you can't have enough of it.

I finally got to enjoy the muffins of this girl i was really into and it was the best

by yea me 2 January 3, 2015

Birthday Muffin

To bake a muffin then ejaculate on it and then throwing it at the face of the recipient, while exclaiming "MAKE A WISH!!"

I waited several hours to give my mom the birthday muffin i made her.

by June & Legik December 2, 2010

muffin beater

1. A homophobic person who lets their fear of homosexuality get so intense that they lash out and cause physical or mental abuse.

2. Slang for an exceptionally large sized penis.

Girl one: So how was he?
Girl two: I couldn't walk for a week after he stuffed me with that muffin beater.

Guy one: I heard he was gay..
Guy two: Oh, what the fuck? I don't wanna hang out with him then.
Guy one: Dude, don't be such a muffin beater.

by BeeTerrr April 25, 2011