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Cowboy Muffin

Eating the ass of an assless chapped leather stud before or after anal devastation.
Bruce bent over willingly after the party and Steve lacerated his cowboy muffin with his vivacious tongue and then proceeded to lubricate, penetrate and ejaculate. After which he repeated the above steps.
by KY-5000 November 5, 2011
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Icing the Muffin

Icing the muffin is where you ejaculate on the muffin top of a woman.
Because once you put icing on a muffin it is now a cupcake.
She has a cute little muffin top.
Yes and I am going to put some icing on that muffin. AKA Icing the Muffin
by MechisX October 17, 2016
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Cog Muffin

Cog Muf-fin
-noun-
1.The thing one wants most out of this world.
"Nick really wants Lee more than world peace, therefore she is his cog muffin!"
by Nicholas Scott Oliver November 6, 2007
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muffin beater

1. A homophobic person who lets their fear of homosexuality get so intense that they lash out and cause physical or mental abuse.

2. Slang for an exceptionally large sized penis.
Girl one: So how was he?
Girl two: I couldn't walk for a week after he stuffed me with that muffin beater.

Guy one: I heard he was gay..
Guy two: Oh, what the fuck? I don't wanna hang out with him then.
Guy one: Dude, don't be such a muffin beater.
by BeeTerrr April 25, 2011
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Mug Muffin

When several dudes cum in a mug, you microwave it, and drink/eat it
"... This apple pie tastes worse than the mug muffin I had yesterday..."
by Gingersquishy October 16, 2021
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The Muffin Man

A truly sinaster man. Often found roaming at the times of 12 and 3am. He lives under an elevator and his diet consists of pussy and Busch light. Friends with Andy Rush as they often listen to Pink Floyd songs together. Buttholes and heroin and a rusty trumbone. Do you know the muffin man that lives on Drury Lane?
Oh yeah me and the muffin man were chillin the other night on the and made a killer grilled cheese.
by Geoffrey long dong giraffe October 11, 2017
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Milk Muffins

Damn, did you see those Milk Muffins of hers?
by Rainbowkiwi January 12, 2010
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