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rez muffin

A white girl from the rez that dont take no shit.
Hey jen (white girl) (rez muffin) what you doing over here?

Jen- anything I want!
by Joey mt July 3, 2018
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Mackin Muffins

When two sexy women ingage in oral stimulation mouth to vagina
Angel and Hannah had the look of two hot chicks that have been mackin muffins.
vjaygo downeat pussylick a likesrubbing it up
by RonRex May 7, 2010
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Squashed muffins

Used as an insult for a girl who is flat

Is very offensive
Boy:”wow she has some squashed muffins
Girl:”Bitch wtf
by Gduashxhwi June 11, 2020
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Stud-Muffin

An ancient word from the 1980s and early 90s used by straight women (or homosexual men) to describe a man who is 'hot as f*ck!' (well to them anyways).

Similar to the phrase 'Cutie-Pie' for females it is meant to be both a laudative and a tease. The first part 'Stud' means 'sexy' and the second, 'Muffin' means 'scrumptious', so it literally translates into 'hot and delicious'.

The phrase can also be used as an ironic 'term of endearment' for a someone who is NOT a stud-muffin by someone who loves them.
1)
Jacky stared into Joey's eyes longingly as she looked down at his sculpted features... her words to him at that moment stammering out, "Hey Stud-Muffin, like, would you wanna' have a good time with me later... maybe?"

2)
Billy looked at his misshapen frame, years of abuse especially in the belly region as he said, "Lord I'm hideous..."

Katelyn hearing this, simply wrapped her arms about him, consoling him, "What are you talking about Stud-Muffin..? You're as sexy as the day I met you!" Before kissing him tenderly upon his cheek.
by Muttemor May 12, 2021
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Mud muffin

"My neighbor never picks up after his dog. Every morning on the way to get the paper I step in a fresh batch of mud muffins."
by R. Bowers October 7, 2012
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muffin beater

1. A homophobic person who lets their fear of homosexuality get so intense that they lash out and cause physical or mental abuse.

2. Slang for an exceptionally large sized penis.
Girl one: So how was he?
Girl two: I couldn't walk for a week after he stuffed me with that muffin beater.

Guy one: I heard he was gay..
Guy two: Oh, what the fuck? I don't wanna hang out with him then.
Guy one: Dude, don't be such a muffin beater.
by BeeTerrr April 25, 2011
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muffin stain

A sweat stain left in a pantie after a workout by a fat chick
"You're being a muffin stain"
by Mr Isso September 16, 2013
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