Double-clicking the Mouse

female masterbation; rubbing clitoris for pleasure and/or orgasm

I can only reach orgasm by Double-Clicking the Mouse.

by hgt876 April 25, 2009

mouse trap mom

An anxious, delusional mother who enjoins her child to behave by making fantastic claims about the likely consequences of her child's misbehavior. Like the board game Mouse Trap, her claims involve a series of improbable events, ending in disaster.

Mouse Trap Mom: Bobby, stop jumping around! The people in line are holding coffee, and if you bump into them, they are going to spill coffee all over your face, and then you'll be scarred for life, like Seal, except you won't be able to sing well, since you'll break your vocal chords when you cry from the hot coffee burns, so no girls will like you. Out of desperation you'll awkwardly start experimenting with guys. You'll get really drunk one night and have rough sex with a guy in a Chelsea bar and then your ass will be tore up like goatse. You'll never be able to shit right, again, so you'll have to stay away from beans and rice, which is a shame, because they would have prevented you from getting intestinal cancer. So you'll get it and die alone when you are 37. So stop fucking jumping around.

by nb c lo August 6, 2009

mickey mouse course

Term for a class that you take because:

1. You think it will be really easy and thus...

2. Getting an easy A in it will boost your GPA.

"I'm taking film fourth period, it's a mickey mouse course, all we do is watch foreign movies."

by ThatBlondDude October 28, 2008

mickey mouse outfit

A business, organization, or other that is unprofessional. These often blame the customers for their own cock-ups.

Ausconnect.net is a mickey mouse outfit, using Flintstone servers, and blaming the customers when they don't work properly.

by shonny September 30, 2007

tommy tickle mouse

a name the mother uses for a little boy willy

stop playing with ur tommy tickle mouse

by babygurlkik August 1, 2007

12 Oz. Mouse

n. A 15-minute cartoon on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block, which features a visual style much like the drawings of a six-year old, some of the most random, surreal humor ever, characters that are difficult to describe, and a plotline buried deep within all said strangeness. It is also the most polarizing show in Adult Swim history.

"I did exactly what I wanted to do. All things. A-L-L." -Mouse Fitzgerald, 12 Oz. Mouse

by The Amorphous Blob September 25, 2006

bald-headed mouse

penis

Robs bald-headed mouse is barely visible to the naked eye.

by Tedwise October 27, 2003