Missouri Twister

No, its not anything sexual, the missouri twister was a famous un-named twister that knocked over Grandma Edna's favourite tree back in 1978, or we could just be talking about Joplin.

Thats one hell of a missouri twister!

by MartianSupremacist October 10, 2023

momsoleum

An hut or establishment where you put away your, or a, mom to live -- either alone or in a group, either dead or alive; especially if said mother is life draining succubus (e.g., a rural-life vampire Karen).

An in-law suite or abode.

My mom and the rest of the guys from OF moms got together and now we support them by paying for their momsoleum -- it's cool when our step dad has a conjugal and we can bar the doors after dark.

by I9URGAY November 22, 2023

Missouri mattress

When you (Jack-off) on your brown recluse bite and then rub shit in it.

Supervisor : Bobby was late for work again.

Boss: yeah he needs to deal with that Missouri mattress or he's not gonna make the quotas.

by PhantomEagle November 24, 2023

Missouri Fist Bump

When your fisting your girl in the vagina your buddy starts to fist her anus so that your fist bump

Hey man you down to missouri fist bump the girl I met at the bar.

by Stupid Pipe layer November 22, 2024

Missouri caterpillar

Putting a caterpillar egg in your urethra, when you see it start to crawl out masturbate until you cum out the caterpillar

I tried to Missouri caterpillar last week but it died inside

by anonymous November 26, 2024

Mosododo

A non common white person N word stand in but not used in a quickly manner as in the midst of a sentence but when saying something casually.

Someone fact check this Mosododo

by Plushiez-show January 5, 2024

Missouri facial

When someone sits on someone else's fave and starts ripping ass

Mason "how did you get pink eye?"
Rain "oh I got a Missouri facial last night"

by Qwertyioppasdf January 22, 2024