Miss lock

The one teacher no one likes, sits at the back of the room waiting for someone to speak up to receive a verbal punishment highly exaggerating there behaviour

‘We have miss lock today’
‘Ffs she’ll just shout at us for fuck all’

by Habadabab April 26, 2020

miss observant

A play on words used to describe a woman who claims to be aware of what's going on around her but constantly makes errors of judgment. An airhead

Miss obervant over there just got her purse stolen for the third time by forgetting to close her bag while riding the subway

by dkarez4u June 27, 2005

Miss Bob's

A beautiful model who has a beautiful white smile. She's a natural beauty. Her hair is a beautiful colour. She is an expert at using makeup and can make any outfit look good. She also has big boobs

Everyone is jealous of Miss Bob's. He careful is your are dating someone because if they see Miss Bob's they are sure to dump you on the spot.

by TogeCian November 1, 2021

dirty-missed

The act of phoning someone but deliberately hanging up after just one or two rings so that they will hopefully call you back and thus pay for the call. Formerly only relevant to cell/mobile phones but with the advent of 1471 (in the UK)and the increased use of caller diplay, it now equally extends to calls to or from land lines.

"I want to talk to Rowan but I'm nearly out of credit, so I'll have to do dirty-missed to her"

by howsoonisnow January 9, 2009

miss professional

usually a woman that plays tennis, dances, or is fit. Always a self contions person

miss professional is the best at everything.
She is so good at tennis

by capncrunchguy July 9, 2011

missed cut

somebody who really screwed up, based on a professional golfer who gets cut from the field after 36 holes

Joe just wrecked his car for the 3rd time this year. He's a missed cut.

by euphemismo August 19, 2006

Miss Batton

A complete and utter overweight dwerp who can't find clothes to fit her and will never find anything that she's good at.

Why are you wearing that shirt? You look as fat as Miss Batton...

You're almost as thick as Miss Batton.

You put on 5 stone? You must have the same diet as Miss Batton...

by Bowes232 November 6, 2012