Michigan mudslide

When your a queer from Michigan that works over the road with your other queer friend from home, you take each other to Taco Bell every night then fuck each others assholes (mudslide) at the hotel room until you shart all over each others chubby chodes

Hey, you want a Michigan mudslide when we get back to the hotel?

by Chodedouglas May 1, 2025

Michigan Milkshake

When you ejaculate inside of your partner’s rectum, then drive around a roundabout in -20 degree weather until the semen forms a milkshake, which is then pushed back out into your mouth.

Additional substances can be added to create variants; including but not limited to period blood to create strawberry, poop to create chocolate, or a mixture of both for neapolitan.

I gave Gavin Forbes a delicious Neapolitan Michigan milkshake last night!

by Hdksjfgfheisj February 3, 2026

Michigan Trail-Blazer

A sexual act in which a male shoves Trail Mix in his rectum and then leaving it in for a week, letting it marinate, and then shitting it all out into his partners face

Me and my homeboy just did the Michigan Trail-Blazer, I recommend it

by Cheese_master February 17, 2026

Michigan Temporary Log Jam

When you grab a handful of snow with a mitten and proceed to shove it in your partners ass, then they hover above your head and let the Muddy snow drip onto your head

Hey babe it's snowy do wanna try the Michigan Temporary Log Jam.

by Gary from Michigan February 19, 2026

Michigan Pinkeye

When a girl is rimming your butthole and you activate your secret trap card while she's nose deep inside your ass and gently squeeze out a vial tooter thus infecting her with the infamous Michigan Pinkeye.

Bro, Danielle ate my ass, and the next she morning she had some serious Michigan Pinkeye! LOL!

by DungMilk March 15, 2026

Michigan

Cool, normal; opposite of Ohio.

I hope today is Michigan.

by ChanceHasNoChance March 27, 2026

michigan windpipe

the act of recieving a blowjob while liquid nitrogen is being poured down your penis hole until your balls freeze. your balls are then flattened into hockey pucks and used in championship games

me: yo did you hear about lospollostv recieving a michigan windpipe?
bro: no i didn’t, did they win the championship hockey match?
me: yes they used louis’s balls as the pucks!

by lostubbos July 9, 2025