maximillian john

a hot sexy piece of ass
a hottie with a body and a cutie with a bootie
MEGHANNS MAN!

Maximillian John loves meghann forver.
Maximillian John is lizzis and mines "daddy".
Maximillian John is so cute.

by krissy September 29, 2003

Maximilian

Very very very very very annoying. Smelly and small. Definitely gay

Definition of a Maximilian mean is they smell

by 98839jett November 23, 2021

maximilian ostrusska

dummer hurensohn

Person 1: kennst du diesen maximilian ostrusska?
Person 2: ja ur der hs

by maximilian ostrusska January 16, 2022

Maximoon

That guy who is super nice to everyone but probably won't be himself in front of you. He has secretes and will only trust certain people but won't want anyone to worry about him like he does with all his close friends. He may seem cool and funny at school but behind that is his true sweetness that can easily be seen by the right person.

You'd be lucky to find a Maximoon!

by Maximoon March 26, 2017

maxim holmes

The angry boner you get from having an overdose of nutmeg.

Guy 1: Dude, stop sniffing nutmeg, you're gonna get a maxim holmes.
Guy: BUT ITS SO GOOD.

by Pepe The Meme Daddy April 21, 2017

maximass

maximus is a fucking legend, he has one of the rarest names to ever exist and is a fucking god to millions of people and has a humongous cock.

Laura: Oh hey look there's Maximass!
Daniella: Oh My God, He's My God.

by EugeneTheGoat June 26, 2017

Maximum burrito capacity

When yo girls booty get piss in them and you can’t fit you cool cock in it no more. A truly terrible happening. Gg neggas

Oh shit my bitch hit that maximum burrito capacity last night and that pussy looked like a nigger lobster

by DatBoiKremit February 5, 2019