Matthew Green

Matthew Green is a strange male who isnt good at minecraft or games in general he has never been in a relationship and isnt a bundalengers or a bigman

me: hi matthew green ur dumb
matthew green: ik

by Very Cool Dude. February 11, 2022

Matthew sandwich

When you are in between two dudes and one is fucking you in the mouth, the other in the ass

Hey dude what did you do today?
Oh nothing, just had a Matthew Sandwich with the guys

by lococaballo February 24, 2022

matthew cantu

Person who looks at child porn on other people's wifi...resulting in a raid to the individual's house instead of their own.

Hey, matthew cantu, did u see the new drop of that 8 year old boy? He's fine af.

by Her next man May 21, 2021

Matthew Joshua

A person that is sweet, humble, kind, and all the good things in the world. This person basically makes the world a better place.

That is pretty Matthew Joshua of you.

by battoussaaii June 16, 2021

matthew rayner

idk how his thing fits into jin but ok hes very hot
matthew in ch 31??? gah dayum

matthew rayner is hot

by jinspphole November 24, 2021

Matthew Giraldo

Someone that repeatedly owns libs and exposes people non stop. Very forward thinking and absolute legend

Matthew Giraldo just got on that kid with pink hair

by Whatdoesbasedmean June 29, 2021

Spicy Matthew

You've forget you've been chopping chillis and accidentally scratch your balls with your spicy hands . Your balls are starting to burn so you smother them with avocado oil to take out the spice, but wait now you have greasy balls and entirely different but no less unpleasant sensation. The only logical thing to do to combat the grease is to wash your balls with dish soap. Sweet relief!! the Spicy Matthew technique was a success!!!

Damn it ! I've got chilli on my balls again!, time to pull a Spicy Matthew and stop this burning.

by GhostieGhost July 11, 2021