matthew cantu

Person who looks at child porn on other people's wifi...resulting in a raid to the individual's house instead of their own.

Hey, matthew cantu, did u see the new drop of that 8 year old boy? He's fine af.

by Her next man May 21, 2021

Matthew Vanotti

Matthew Vanotti is funny, sweet, a loyal boyfriend and overall a great guy 🥰💘

I love Matthew Vanotti

by Secretly anonymously anonymous October 16, 2019

Matthew Michael

A raging homosexual.

Matthew Michael likes it in the ass

by Real_Barrack_Obama October 27, 2019

Matthew Marty

Faggiest faggot in the world. So gay that no one likes him. He “has a girlfriend” from another school. Straight up ass hole.

Don’t be a Matthew marty

by Skinnyboy1245 November 1, 2019

Matthew Butchard

One of the whitest men on Cape Cod, says the n word to seem cool yet is just racist and extremely homophobic. Laces girls to get with him and his boyfriend Playboy are so cute together!

“Who’s the most creepy, racist, homophobic man you’ve ever met?”

“Definitely Matthew Butchard!”
“Hey don’t forget about his boyfriend Playboy (who will “steal ur girlfriend” with his man bun)!”

by ccdr1324 July 25, 2023

adam matthews

I know it sounds weird. I know most people would laugh at me if I told them in real life. But there's just something so sexually arousing about the thought of being a McDonalds french fry.

Just picture it: being bathed in a pool of oil, causing your entire body to glisten and soften before being wrapped up closely between a selection of other hot, moist fries; a sexy, beautiful woman individually holding you and allowing you to enter her perfect mouth; being inside said beautiful woman's throat, then stomach, heating her up from the inside out with your McDonalds fry warmth.

Man...I'm not normal lol. but i don't care

Oh boy, adam matthews sure does love being gay and ginger and wants to be pegged with a french fry.

by Adam matthews daddy July 27, 2022

Matthew sandwich

When you are in between two dudes and one is fucking you in the mouth, the other in the ass

Hey dude what did you do today?
Oh nothing, just had a Matthew Sandwich with the guys

by lococaballo February 24, 2022