an arrogant prick often saying things like "god isn't real" and "i want to die" who often looks like willy wonka (the Johnny Depp version) most of the reaction it gets is "fuckin lesbian"
ew gross its a William Matthews
by inthaweeds January 24, 2018
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by StevieLillard October 22, 2023
Matthew Malkin is a really HOT AND ATTRACTIVE SEX GOD !! Everyone wants to be him , he's extremely funny and loves to make himself look like a nob head
by TheD23 February 23, 2017
A famous, probably lost, ancient philosopher rumored to be studying dicks for his entire life. It's even said that he's still studying them until this very day.
Guy1: Bro, I think something's wrong with my dick
Guy2: Bro, go see a doctor and shit.
Guy1: Bro, I'm scared. Coz the doctor might cut of my dick.
Random Guy: Take him to Matthew Castro and he will fix your dick. And probably suck it, because he sucked mine when I had Gonorrhea.
Guy2: Bro, go see a doctor and shit.
Guy1: Bro, I'm scared. Coz the doctor might cut of my dick.
Random Guy: Take him to Matthew Castro and he will fix your dick. And probably suck it, because he sucked mine when I had Gonorrhea.
by fancyarchduke December 29, 2018
Matthew Avery is so amazing.
by oompaville March 21, 2019
A name give to someone who a) never had a real, full time job, like a part time disc jockey, volunteer fireman, and real estate agent, who also sells out to the establishment right wing sacrificing all belief in science and facts just to suck the teet of lies and conspiracy.
Ken Matthews again blames all of the worlds problems on Democrats and continues to give handjobs to Trump and his supporters.
by Zachzilla December 26, 2020