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Mass Advantage

Someone with a Mass Advantage is a person who has an excessive amount of mass compared to another person who has less mass.
CT's shits are so massive compared to Fornis, but it makes sense since CT has a HUGE Mass Advantage
by goodshceise911 October 15, 2019
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Sunday mass

The Bible says that Jesus did not rest on the 7th day therefore implying that he was working on sunday. This term means that you shall not rest even on Sundays becuase Jesus did not rest on sundays
Eric: Hey jack, how many times do you work out in a week
Jack: 7
Eric: What, even on Sundays
Jack: Yeah bro, gotta get that Sunday mass in
by PercaBeast October 22, 2022
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Lean Mass Hyper-Responder

The term "lean mass hyper-responder" was coined by software engineer David Feldman on July 3, 2017 while posting in his low-carb diet blog: "Cholesterol Code." The blog post called "Are you a Lean Mass Hyper-responder?" quickly circulated through the low-carb community.

As background, the original term "hyper-responder" was already used by dietary professionals for years prior to Feldman's blog post. And in dietary literature, a "hyper-responder" is someone who adopts a low-carb diet, then experiences dramatic cholesterol elevation. So when Feldman wrote his 2017 blog article, he co-opted "hyper-responder," and crafted his new term "lean mass hyper-responder" to describe what he believes is a metabolically unique sub-set of all hyper-responders. Specifically, some hyper-responders begin a low-carb diet while already in possession of a very lean body mass. And yet in spite of this, they still --quite counter-intuitively-- respond with extreme cholesterol elevation. Additionally, these subjects experience a marked decrease in triglycerides, while exhibiting excellent metabolic health. The entire phenomenon defied a long-standing metabolic theory called "The Lipid Energy Model," presenting a scientific conundrum for Feldman.

Feldman believed that all this was a significant observation worth exploring. And his efforts eventually led to a 2023 research project called "The Lean Mass Hyper-Responder Study" led by Dr. Matthew Budoff and Dr. Nicholas Norwitz at Lundquist, UCLA.
IN A SENTENCE: "Steve has always been a tall, skinny, beanpole of a guy. And then when he went on the carnivore diet, he was still skinny, but his cholesterol went through the roof. His doc said that overall he's pretty healthy, so he might just be a lean mass hyper-responder."
by Innocent Byproduct December 13, 2023
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Dog critical mass

Where a dog is so stressed it will implode.
My dog is reaching Dog critical mass take cover!!
by FortunatelyIamhere January 27, 2021
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Mass Stabbing

Since the news freaks won't do it... I WILL!
Hym "There was a mass stabbing recently. 10 people injured. I haven't really been following it since it happened... Buuuut... NEITHER HAVE THE INTERNET NEWS FREAKS! That's weird isn't it? A little strange, you think? Why aren't the news freaks covering it? Well, they don't want to ban knifes, do they? They can't uses the story as evidence for the validity or necessity of their brand politics! So why would they report on it? I don't know what the final death toll is but you don't need me for that. You can just google it. But it's important to remember (when committing a mass stabbing) to use a serrated knife. As it makes the lacerations harder to stitch back together. Using the proper tool is important to maximizing your kill potential."
by Hym Iam November 25, 2024
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Mass pass

When you are fat/overweight you have a right to make fat or weight jokes (respectfully)
"damn bro you big as hell"
"Should you say that"

"Nah it's chill he's got the mass pass"
by Waaaaaah waluigi! February 24, 2022
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Mass Logoff

When a group of people upset with the working conditions of a remote job log off/resign at the same time. Common during the "Great Resignation" where benefits of unemployment outweigh the wage of being employed
Let's do a mass logoff because we haven't hired anyone in months
by Martini Drysdale November 19, 2021
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