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Do The Mario

A masterpiece of music, this is often credited as the best song created by human beings. Sung by lord and savior Lou Albano. Often, it helps cure depression and anxiety.
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms from side to side!
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again!
Let's do the Mario, all together now!

You got it! It's the Mario! Do the Mario!
Swing your arms from side to side!
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again!
Let's do the Mario, all together now!
Come on now!
Just like thaaaat!
Do The Mario by Morty c-137 January 14, 2018
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Super Paper Mario 

One of the greatest Wii games. Has one of the darkest plots in a Mario game, a lot of lore and worldbuilding, and a sympathetic villain. Unfortunately it is criminally underrated due to the change in gameplay from its predecessor.
Dimentio alone is enough of a reason why Super Paper Mario is the best.
Super Paper Mario by Pie Thief June 30, 2020

Super Mario Bros. 2 

Super Mario Bros. 2 is a platform game developed and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Entertainment System. The game was first released in North America in October 1988, and in the PAL region the following year. Super Mario Bros. 2 has been remade or re-released for several video game consoles.
Produced by Shigeru Miyamoto, this game is widely regarded as the greatest video game of all time, winning game of the year every single year since its release.
Person 1: Which game won game of the year this year?
Dunkey: SUPER MARIO BROS. 2 BAYBEE
Super Mario Bros. 2 by mailiam44 January 11, 2019

Super Mario Brothers Super Show 

Artistically masterful anime based off of Super Mario Brothers 2.
Otherwise known as a reduct on our modern day bible, this is the greatest anime ever created, or ever to be created, in the entire universe, and of the entire universe of any alter-dimensions.
“Hey Pisanos! It’s the SUPER MARIO BROTHERS SUPER SHOW!”

Do the Mario!

Swing your arms from side to side!

Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!

Take one step, and then again!

Let's do the Mario, all together now!

New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash 

@Scottthewoz May 31, 2020
Look up the definition for "new Scott The Woz episode on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash" I dare you and I swear to god if this tweet isn't next to it I will totally understand I literally just typed all of this right now, Merriam Webster isn't a god
Net Meister: Hey Dudes and dudettes have you seen the New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash ?

Dudes and dudettes: Yeah man it was pretty radical

hit that super mario 

A dance made by Caleb Reyes and EugeneTheDream
Lyrics from song: Now hit that super Mario lean with a rock and do oh wait swag out to the flow nanae real quick hit that elbow and hit that super Mario

sloppy mario 

When a man sticks his dick in marinara sauce and then proceeds to throat fuck a girl
Jake just gave me the most amazing sloppy Mario last night
sloppy mario by Jim Jimmer November 7, 2021