maple

i fucking hate maple. what're you named after? the tree sap? yeah you stupid fuck. what a stupid fuciing name. named after a tree? spo pahtgeitchb gfkdslgfb s

i fucking hate maple

by abraham hater October 1, 2022

Maple Blood

- A Modern Canadian slur created by americans and their 17 year old population.
- Meaning; A person or persons who are living in Canada, derived from the idea that their blood is maple syrup (A Canadian staple) and freezes like everything else in Canada.
- Original creator, Battl3Zilla.

"Damn those Maple Bloods, their always frying their Canadian bacon and it stinks, I mean its not even real bacon"

by 0rphac October 12, 2022

Maple Creemee

When a Canadian ejaculates in or on somebody.

Spelled Creemée if it is a French Canadian.

- Did you end up getting with that Canadian?
- Sure did! He even gave me a Maple Creemee

by MinMax123 October 12, 2022

maple sugar

A very wholesome alternative to refined sugar.

Have you tried Crescent Moon’s Maple Sugar?

by Daniibabanii May 4, 2023

Maple Chugger

A slur towards/against Canadians, which only they can use. Call a Canadian this without being Canadian yourself and you'll find out just how quickly that politeness can die off.

American: Oh, yo, this is my Canadian friend, her name is Mae.

Mae: Haha, yeah, eh?
American 2: eeewww grooosss you brought a Maple Chugger in here??? Euuuughghghghghgh...
Mae: Now listen'ere bud, yer' makin' me a bit mad'ere, eh? How's aboot we take this to the rink, eh? I'll prove just how much of a hoser ye' are behind that hamburger-fucking face, bud.
American 2: She's a keeper.

by SpectacularCr0w May 4, 2023

Maple

A word that can be used to describe a kind or thoughtful person
or
A way to describe a victorious or awesome moment.

“That girl went out of her way to help us.” “Oh yeah, Abbey she’s so maple. She is like that around everyone.”
or

“When we won our soccer game that was so maple.” or “That sunrise today was maple, I’ve never seen one that beautiful.”

by radiantgirl2000 June 25, 2023

Maple syrup job

The maple syrup foot job was famous from tiktok were it was them at ihop passing the maple syrup to there friend or boyfriend/girlfriend if they refuse there not a real partner and if they accept then there a real one for that💯💯

Maple syrup job:
*passes the maple syrup* so?
*maple syrup footjob*

by Realsterling October 7, 2023