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gnarley marley

The act of taking a shit while smoking marijuana. Can also be the act of just smoking in a shitter. such as a porta jhon. One of the single greatest experiences life has to offer.
Dude theres alot of people around but a wanna smoke...screw it ill go in the john and take a gnarley marley.
by DocBoos March 7, 2011
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Ross marley

Typical caveman style human. Still working out how to use a Nokia 3310.
He doesn't know where the power button is.. typical Ross Marley.
by johno8 September 15, 2016
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Bob Marley

He is simply GOD
by Bobmarley111 January 12, 2017
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Kiki Malloy

A senpai-less yandere that went through way too much heartbreak so she became a non romantic. She might seem like an innocent dork at first, but she is really seeking the souls of her enemies and dreams of the day that she could actually- Sry getting ahead of myself there :/
Jerkface#1- Hey remember Kiki Malloy?
Friend(akaMinion)- Yeah isn't she that girl that used to like you in 6th grade?
Jerkface#1- Ye I becha she still does. What a clingy idiot.
Friend(akaMinion)- No she doesn't. She made it clear to everyone here that She will love to kill you in your sleep.
by KiksterGeekster May 19, 2018
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Alexander Manley

by kkeneej May 20, 2018
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Blood Mallet

An extremely hard erection, sometimes taking on a purple color due to the amount of blood in the penis.
Johns girl was so hot, he had some serious blood mallet.
by rainbow_shitshow August 23, 2018
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4 Mallets

4 Mallets is what malleteers that are more experienced do to become better at being a pit performer. It's pretty self-explanatory. The performer simply holds 2 mallets in each hand.

Sike, it's not simple at all, but it is fun. When you start, you constantly face the threat of a mallet flying out of your hands and across the room because your hands are too sweaty. The more you play with them, the bigger the calluses get on your middle finger. Your hand also gets fucking ripped, especially in your thumb.
But most importantly of all, your music actually sounds good.
Man, I wish I could play 4 mallets like Timmy can. Look at his wrists fly!
by Bongo Boye November 28, 2018
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