Iron Maiden

a band that has yet to start not sucking

they will never not suck and if you disagree well then fuckyou

by you suck you FUCKin SHMUCK January 14, 2005

iron maiden

Very crappy metal band. Most of their songs follow a cookie-cutter power-ballad: Each song starts mid-tempo or slow, then after a few very repetive verses there is a guitar solo which starts at a slow tempo then suddenly gets fast in the middle, at which point the solo becomes totally unrelated to the song (listeners are supposed to think its good though). Iron maiden songs often repeat the same chorus four or five times in the same song. Be warned that Iron Maiden fans might actually get violent if you point out to them that iron maiden songs generally exemplify poor musicianship.

"Stranger in a strange land" is a cooky cutter power-balad with a crappy guitar solo and an over-repeated chorus. When is Iron Maiden going to learn to write decent songs?

by Haggot May 26, 2005

Iron Maiden

Heavy metal band whose prime was from 1980 to 1988. After this time they have become a very mediocre band, rehashing the same tired 1-6-7 chord progressions and melodies in every song.

Man, Number of the Beast, Somewhere in Time and Killers are the best Maiden albums! Dance of Death and Virtual XI blow ass.

by Tobey March 19, 2004

Mailer

One who mails, and uses stamps and envelopes as weapons against unexpecting victims.

The official title of Mailer is only given when the MailGod and MailGoddess decide to do so.

1. What a complete Mailer!

2. Oi you Mailer!

3. Stop hogging all the envelopes and save some for the Mailers!

by Mailer February 11, 2004

Maimers

A name often assigned to lesbian cage fighters.

Maimers is now entering the ring to take on Dandan in the epic showdown.

by Lesbian cagefighting committee April 23, 2012

eastport maine

A place where there is nothing to do unless tourist season comes around. A place where everyone does drugs an drink. It is also a place where there are wanna be hicks an people who smell like stink cheese. Eastport is known for parties an known for the parties being busted by the police. It is full of people who don't say R's or don't finish sentences an use complete gibberish.

Eastport Maine: where stupid people go to procrastinate an get drunk

by Eastport maine June 26, 2017

Iron Maiden

A BAD Judas Priest impersonation.

Iron Maiden can suck my wang.

by }{{}}{ October 8, 2005