Jonathan

A fucking hot ass sexy ass bitch who doesn't fucking love me back and he's creeped out by me JUST BECAUSE i wrote a porn about how we had sex (we didn't) and like i have sex with him alot in my head and i need some help he IS SO HOT OMG!!1!

Someone: have you seen jonathan
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass

by Blanco niña December 29, 2019

Jonathan Stevens

A Jonathan Stevens is a kind, sweet, and handsome division one baseball player with a large behind. He is shy at first, but don’t let him fool you as his goofy side will tend to pop out every now and then. Jonathan loves video games and building legos. He is so romantic and hot, but beware he may seduce you into playing fortnite and cuddling till your toes sweat.

“Who is that pitcher with a strong set of hind legs?!”
“Oh that’s Jonathan Stevens”

by Chugsplash72826 March 20, 2023

Jonathan Perez

chill ass nigga

Jonathan perez is a chill ass nigga and the realest nigga you ever gon meet.

by Carlos jr3 November 21, 2023

jonathan wilson

A very Good person with a strong heart and is with a very kind loving and caring girl named kaitlyn and they are the perfect couple and will live happy ever after.

Jonathan Wilson has a great personality.

by jonathan wilson May 15, 2015

Jonathan Garnham

Small, feminine man who teaches Computer Science

Person 1: "Oh, is that Jonathan Garnham?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's a small feminine man who teaches Computer Science!"

by big gazza 194 April 16, 2024

Jonathan

Jonathan is a type of person who never fails to make you happy. He is so genuine, caring, thoughtful, smart, funny, cute, and an overall bestfriend and if ur lucky he can also be ur boyfriend! He is someone who is great to share countless inside jokes with. He is such an amazing person and I am very lucky to have someone like Jonathan in my life :)

Me: omg i have an amazing bf! his name is jonathan :)

by rhiana.lol May 30, 2022

Jonathan Alvarado

Jonathan is a man who has the fattest crush on anna kneser. She wishes that she can juts marry him as soon as possible. Jonathan also has a fat crush on dominic, ryan, nathan, wyatt, christian, bradley, and preston. He thinks his brother is the most annoying person in the whole world.

Jonathan Alvarado is a beast in fortnite and he likes red imposters from among us.

by red imposter frm among us September 13, 2021