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Predefinary jintidis

An excuse to stay home

(If they ask say it is when you get multiple diseases at once and the doctor doesn’t know what all of them mean)
Nah I can’t im sorry I have Predefinary jintidis
by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019
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barbie joint

When u wipe your butt with toilet paper too quickly n the TP rolls into long rolls
When "pauley" wipes his butt n the barbie joints fall out
by Bob the builer64 April 11, 2019
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ratchet joint

A ratchet joint is if somebodys penis is at a bent angle half way down the middle. It has the unique ability to be cranked side to side.
Yano da geez down De road. Man's was gettin bare suck but the whamen locked sight ov da ratchet joint so she dipped!
by Blasendat August 18, 2019
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Italian Joint

A classic marijuana cigarette cut with oregano for that extra flavour.
Veronica loved oregano, so she would always make Italian joints.
by ZaitoUTAU September 3, 2019
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Trib Joint

A Trib Joint is when 2 pieces of wood are notched so they locate within one another, mimicking a sexual act usually performed by lesbians.
Dave, we need to make a shelving unit for the bookstore, I was thinking of using the Trib Joint construction method.
by Squaville November 29, 2019
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truffle joint

a joint rolled with a kief surprise in the center
Want me to save this kief for the truffle joint?
by panpan823 February 13, 2020
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Vampire Joint

Vampire Joint is when you you roll a fat joint and fill the crutch with tissue paper, then you use the crutch of the joint to tickle your ladies coochie. After the inevitable climax, you insert the joint, crutch first, deep into your baby mamas juicebox. Later that day you come back and your baby moma has food ready for you, so you feel inclined to get toasty, you ask your baby moma to bend over as you remove the now Vampire Joint out of her blood oozing twat. And there you have it, A Vampire Joint.
Hey Bonnie, why don't you come by the master bedroom and bend over, i'd like to retrive my Vampire Joint!
by yo momms box biatch April 10, 2020
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