jerkburger

Used to describe a person when they are exhibiting rude, cruel, or manipulative behavior, at your personal expense. May be used in a playful manner.

Common phrase - "You want a side of fries with that jerkburger?"

by Janel April 28, 2006

jerk burn

When one masturbates so often they develops friction burns of their genitelia

ie: Jimmy has been jacking off so much he has jerk burn

by demented2 January 9, 2008

linear jerk

mutual masterbation, a variation on circle jerk

after all jake gyllenhaal films, a circle jerk must be performed in his honor. unless there's only two people, in which case it must be a linear jerk.

by Hizo October 8, 2006

Jamaican Jerk-off

Applying various spices to your penis during gratification. At climax, the ejaculate is collected and added to savory meat dishes.

In tonight's episode of Hellish Kitchen, Dylan's dish stole the show with his rustic rendition of the Jamaican Jerk-off.

by Metamuciliac September 17, 2015

Group Phone Jerk

The process of holding a three way phone conversation, whilst partaking in a full on masturbation session. GPJ for short

After a long night of Call of Duty, Phil, Lemar, and Enrique decided to hold a Group Phone Jerk.

by superawesomedragon August 1, 2010

Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde

1. A Robert Louis Stevenson classic novel written about the inner struggle of a man, Dr. Henry Jeckyll, who had the choice of becomming his alter-ego Mr. Edward Hyde. In the end, the evil Hyde overcomes him, and he dies.

2. An amazing Alchoholic Beverage.

We have to read Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde by wednesday!
Go pick up some Jeckyll and Hyde while you're out.

by Ian Kaulwell December 8, 2007

jerk n spurt

What guys do in their free time

by Christy June 1, 2003