jane smith

a person who is intellectually perfect, has perfect grades, and an 100%-assured admission to Harvard University, Boston, Ma. Golden child, doesn’t do drugs, nicer than a wild flower.
Eric: “hey did you hear that Jane Smith girl turned down that party last weekend?”
Bobby: “yeah, she is so jane smith. she stayed in to study for her latin test bruh.”
Eric: “Wild.”

Shikesha: “tell that hoe to come vape in the stall
Barone: “nah, she a jane smith. she would rather swim 20 laps than to hurt her lungs.”
by trojancondoms March 22, 2022
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Mary Jane Grace Burnett

Mary Jane Grace Burnett your always in a sausage fest or riding your trombone for entertainment
by Mary Jane Burnett September 06, 2008
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Maisie Jane

Fred: oh shit you might have a maisie Jane

Joe: there is a large strange bump on my body
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Mary Jane Hang

Can’t tonight honey I’ve got the Mary Jane Hang.
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Jane if she slayed

Adjective: Camp; ironic but it lowkey works; typically used to describe something that shouldn’t inherently work but it does
Aubrey is about to drop a new phrase and it’s kinda catchy. It’s so Jane if she slayed.

“Omg that old lady is strutting around in baby tees. That is so Jane if she slayed core.”
by Luna Rodent April 17, 2024
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Jane wine

When a man has sex with another man & makes him bleed. Used mostly in prisons .
“ I got some Jane wine last night
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maize jane

A hopeless and a wannabe. In a group of friends, she is the one who tries to be funny and fails repeatedly. She is the type of person who will do everything she can to change her personality to fit her friends personalities. Often found stuffing herself silly with unhealthy food or trying to talk to ghosts because thats just how she is
maize jane is so ugly and she wants to be me
by ugh™️ November 27, 2017
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