Jake Sim

A beautiful, handsome, more talented than you will ever be, perfect, funny, cute, amazing man. The loml. Stan Enhypen. Stan Jake.

Person 1: Who is that handsome man with that dog named Layla in Enhypen?
Person 2: You mean Jake Sim?

by JakeSimWife June 8, 2022

Jake Anderson

Known as a blonde Arrogant albino lookin rat who brags about average awards and a shitty best and fairest. He has the smallest cock known to ever exist and has a reputation of being a perv who dreams of rooting 6 year olds. This little boy thinks he’s top shit and anyone in Gippsland would do anything to hook him in the jaw. Everyone knows he’s gay and bisexual but he continues to deny such allegations.

Hi I’m Jake Anderson and u can fuck me in the ass DADDY.

by Camsbuchaneggs May 29, 2020

Jake Messenger

Some cunt that no one likes or loves, especially his dad

Chad: "Look at that little fucking spastic cunt that will die alone, he's such a Jake Messenger. He's uglier than the face Steve Buscemi when he ejaculates, but at least that cunt can get puss."

by Julzy168 April 4, 2018

to pull a jake

verb; to act or behave like a retard in more than one way

to pull a jake: "Man, I got banned on LS-RP for sharing my account. I pulled a jake..."

by gundus September 19, 2016

Jake, really?

Named after one special individual who kept outdoing their own stupidity.

To be used when someone does something so idiotic, it can only be responded to with “really?”

“Bro, did you seriously have sex with her after you found out she had an STD?” “Jake, really?”

by StatGlass July 2, 2021

rocco and jake

Rocco and Jake are bestfriends they are ride or die stick together no matter what's in there way

Rocco and Jake never splitup

by Jake and rocco January 25, 2018

Jake Locker

To waste away your talents; to quit something very early without trying very hard

Tommy decided to build a treehouse, but after buying all the parts he pulled a Jake Locker and went inside to lay down.

by The Oldest Man March 11, 2015