jacob boor

one with an elephants trunk for a cock

Damn, did you see that elephant at the zoo?
Nah man, that was a Jacob Boor

by PimpMastaJizzle May 24, 2010

Hunter Jacobs

the best girl in the universe! she is hot cute and everyone falls in love with her as soon as the see her. She is the best friend anyone could ask for. Hunter suits a girl better than a boy by 5000 percent. she is very very athletic too!

omg Hunter Jacobs is rocking that outfit! i love her

by Rosie2145 November 15, 2017

jacobs father

When you're having sex with a girl and as soon as you're about to cum leave and never come back

Isaiah-dude I was fucking hannah yesterday and I pulled a jacobs father
Jose-damn she's such a thot

by thatoneniggajerome September 4, 2014

Jacob sartorius

death

jacob Sartorius just touched me, it's time to go prepare my funeral.

by thelonelyhole June 9, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

That fuckin' cunt that become the #1 most popular celebrity in the world despite having no talent, weird eyebrows, a girlfriend that he cheated on, and songs about sweatshirts and "Love".

Girl: You are a Jacob Sartorius!
Popular Douche: And you're a Milly Bobby Brown!

by C0nn3r5 June 19, 2018

Jacob Black

The only good character in the whole Twilight series. Actually CARES about Bella, instead of being an over-controlling stalker (see Edward Cullen).

Edward Cullen fan: OMG!!! EDWARD IS SOOO HAWT!!!
Jacob Black fan: STFU!!! Jacob actually cares about Bella! Edward is just a controlling, stalker douchbag!
Edward fan: YOU STFU!!! BELLA AND EDWARD WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!!!
Jacob fan: Whatever, you brainwashed twit! (kills Edward fan)

by MetalHead16 November 13, 2010

jacob tremblay

jacob tremblay is a really cute guy who will always be there for you when you need it to most. his laugh brightens the room and so does his smile. he is most likely to marry a woman named stella

jacob tremblay is hot
jacob tremblay will marry a woman named stella

by slothlover204 November 2, 2020