Your curtains don't match your carpet

Simply Some one is trying to tell you that your hair colour does not match your pubes colour

ha ha hannah your curtains don't match your carpet

by -c-oNo-r- August 23, 2006

do your curtains match your drapes

it means does the hair on your head match your pubes

*asks a ginger*
"do your curtains match your drapes?"

*ginger says*

" no my pubes are black not red"

by bigtittieril April 17, 2016

The dame comes out from behind the curtains

When a friend hasn’t spoken to you for ages and then can’t stop talking to you.

At last, the dame comes out from behind the curtains.

by Kirstles January 20, 2021

Let me show you my shower curtain...

She wants the D.

"I'm coming over later."

"Let me show you my shower curtain... ;)"
"I'll bring my sex shorts."

by Bigger is Better February 03, 2016

curtain spreader

Another name for a slut or slag.

Billy; lol look at that girl

Timmy; nah m8 she just a curtain spreader

by Olix November 30, 2017

ham curtains

Vaginals flaps

I rode Kate so hard last night her ham curtains are in bits

by Hammy007 September 20, 2015

Beef curtain sammich

Amie’s step sister’s stretched out, wrecked, collapsed, baseball bat storage compartment.

Have you seen Amie’s beef curtain sammich?

by Friend of a fiend January 15, 2019