The act of getting your soft penis bit of by a stripper and replacing it with a pink and green dildo then putting on a dildo and having a threesome with your neighbors wife and an alligator
My dick was small so I got a Florida rubber and had a threesome with my neighbors wife and the neighborhood gator.
by Haystackdaddy February 16, 2021
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Therfore, a florida funlick is a position when a man takes the dildo with a handle and sticks it in the asshole of a woman. the woman, through a very difficult maneuver, licks the asshole of the man. Therefore it is fun.
Therfore, a florida funlick is a position when a man takes the dildo with a handle and sticks it in the asshole of a woman. the woman, through a very difficult maneuver, licks the asshole of the man. Therefore it is fun.
by Joebammofo January 26, 2009
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Bob was crusing along nicely in the early stages of the commute, relatively nicely, there were the usual sufferers of Florida Syndrome in the left lane.
by raybanshe February 16, 2025
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A place where men fight crocodiles daily.
A place where snowbirds arrive and turn the state into hell.
A place where tourists break the speed law, so they can get to see that fucking mouse in the castle.
A place where crime is normal
And lastly, It's the Ohio of the Southeast.
A place where men fight crocodiles daily.
A place where snowbirds arrive and turn the state into hell.
A place where tourists break the speed law, so they can get to see that fucking mouse in the castle.
A place where crime is normal
And lastly, It's the Ohio of the Southeast.
by Florida-Man November 13, 2023
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I hear Paul got Florida sun beamed again. Apparently he's pissed off a lot of people after talking to the police.
by FlashBangJane December 24, 2021
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by Southbayshake July 16, 2021
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