Safety Meeting

If a safety meeting is called everyone meets in a central location to get a head change and make sure their mind is right.

To get high to steady ones mind.
I think it's time for a safety meeting in 5. Michael bring your apparatus, Destiny has the shit. Who got a torch?
by DoingThaMost1623 February 10, 2024
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Meeting Induced Panic

A panic attack brought on after realizing you are late for a meeting that you were not actually invited to. Usually brought on by a calendar with so many meetings and you suffer from the delusion that you have been invited to all meetings.
Jim had a Meeting Induced Panic when he overheard his co-workers discussing a meeting they just left.
Jim suffers from MIP.
by circlesofindecision January 24, 2017
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Meet n' Beat

A meeting between 2 or more Gay guys, that unfolds into a orgy of people masturbating eachother.
Jim: Hey Jake you going to the Meet n' Beat?
Jake: Hell yeah! You?
by TuckerTrash25 May 01, 2017
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meet(h)ings

the soulless creatures that corporate meetings turn human beings into
"By the end of the Monday morning all staff meeting, everyone employed at the company became meet(h)ings."
by SalvyZ April 19, 2022
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Rob-Stance Meeting

A Rob-Stance Meeting is a meeting in which all attendees typically participate while Rob-Stancing, the pure testosterone in the room will prevent the meeting from going off track and will keep meetings short and precise.
Guy 1: You're done the meeting already?

Guy 2: We had a Rob-Stance Meeting so we executed the agenda easily, effectively and quickly.
by Le Boy September 12, 2022
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Meeting envy

When you are feeling like a useless insignificant Smurf at work and feel pangs of jealous anxiety when co-workers discuss the interesting or seemingly important things they have been doing. Especially if they are talking about all the meetings they’ve been in lately that you weren’t invited to.
Jonah had meeting envy when his co-worker Rhea texted that she was in a meeting- but he wasn’t. Little did he know Rhea had meeting envy listening to several of her co-workers and superiors who were in the meeting discuss all the meetings they had had recently.
by BlovBlovAgain July 13, 2023
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drunk meeting

it is where you gather as a group and talk about your drunk sins
''my names Andreja and I'm an alcoholic...''
''hello Andreja, hello everyone''
'' I love my drunk meetings''
by reecerewrgwrnhjyu,.io'opr July 11, 2017
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