I'm Not 

When there's killing outside of your house and your not a part of it.

Homicide outside, nigga I'm Not

I'm Not by LSBP July 18, 2009

I'm fine 

Get away from your woman she's about to rip your genitals off and play baseball with them.

Man: Honey I'm sorry I forgot our anniversary, are you ok?

Wife: I'm fine.

I'm fine by thecopscantunrapeyou January 3, 2015

i'm no doctor or anything 

taken from the great classic film "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist". Just a great site when you're telling a fact that's obvious, but you want to let people know that you're not certified to say such a fact

Wow, look at that bug. I mean, i'm no doctor or anything, but that looks like some kind of ant or something.

i'm no doctor or anything by El_Scorcho September 5, 2003

I'm not beat 

Not desperate or easy to disrespect

"I texted him already today and he hasn't responded. He thinks I'm going to hit him up again? I'm not beat. On to the next one"

"I'm not going to clean up this house after you threw a party with all your bum friends. You do it! I'm not beat!"

I'm not beat by Ralphy J January 12, 2012

I'm just trying to make it through the day

Means that you've had a hard day and you don't feel like dealing with peoples bullshit.

Did you clean the bathroom?
Reply: Hey, I'm just trying to make it through the day!

I'm just trying to make it through the day by Lyndsay_708 April 23, 2006

I'm Not Trying To Be Slutty 

What women, who are too provocative and who love to show too much skin, say when shamelessly playing the whore card.

I'm not trying to be slutty," said Cyrus in a recent interview. "I'm not trying to be like, go to the club and get a bunch of guys."

I'm Not Trying To Be Slutty by rperazag June 17, 2010

I’m in the ghetto ratatata ratatata 

When your mum buys Lidl versions of big brands

*opens cupboard and sees fake cereal*
“I’m in the ghetto ratatata ratatata”

*mum hits me with sed cerial*

“Ahh”

I’m in the ghetto ratatata ratatata by Maisie.ann_ January 1, 2020