Hoodker

This is basically just a word meaning a Ghetto Hooker, real trashy. Not like there are many classy ones out there.

Did you see that hoodker? I think she had a bloody maxi-pad stuck on her back.

by Bob January 5, 2005

hooker scratch

When a skank accidentally scratches the shit out of you because her fake ass nails are like 3 inches long. Or when your girlfriend tries to be cool by touching you but rips your skin off with her claw.

Dude, your mom got all nervous when she was going down on me and fully hooker scratched me. Good thing your dad wasn't there cuz i yelled like a mother fucker.

by The Stealth Assassin June 20, 2008

Hooker Cake

Any bitch that jumps out of a cake

guy 1 "Did you see that Hooker cake at Jim's bachelor party? I want to tear a piece out of that!"

guy 2 "Even if you get the clap?"

by Eilean Dover July 7, 2008

Hook bag

N. To describe a person of the female gender that has hooker like qualities; A mix between a hooker and a whore bag.

"That girl is a total hook bag!"

by Jjoe Dean March 3, 2009

Hookanomics

hook-uh-nom-iks
To smoke out of a tobacco pipe of Eastern origin with a long, flexible tube by which the smoke is drawn through a jar of water, while studying the social science that deals with the production, distribution, and consumption of goods and services and with the theory and management of economies or economic systems.

Person 1: "Hey you, lets do some Hookanomics!"
Person 2: "Sounds good! Light up the Hookah!"

by vb999 December 13, 2009

hookahjew

is a person who descends from a long line of cheapness, in most cases a cheap russian who hogs the hookah hose when your smoking sheesha in a group

Vyacheslav (a common russian name) stop being a hookahjew and pass the hookah hose.

by hookahoser613 March 16, 2011

Hookers in Johns

The acclaimed pornographic film by rookie film maker Bert B-rellie starring ladies of the night in Atlantic City. Plot points include hookers pooping and urinating onto a camera in a porta-potty to old men having sex with hookers in porta-potties, as well as a gang bang scene in the bathroom of the Tropicana where there are hookers pooping and urinating while other hookers are having intercourse with old married men. SPOILER: The film ends with a man hugging a toilet in Tropicana after the Atlantic City police caught him doing cocaine off the seat. It is believed this is an ending setting up the sequel about male hookers in johns, but details are uncertain.

Hookers in Johns is purely fictional, it is not a documentary.

Hookers in Johns is setting the film industry on fire!

by B-rellie August 6, 2011