dirty pirate hooker 

the name of a porno and used as describing a girl or boy who is a dirty pirate hooker. The word ooriginated in 6th grade during one of the schools field trips. (see betsy johnson)

dayum kirby is a dirty ass pirate hooker,
wat the hell that dirty pirate hooker gave me aids,
dude i just banged some dirty pirate hooker named kirby
dude drew just banged that dirty pirate hooker named kirby

dirty pirate hooker by jeff sloane February 13, 2008

Dirty Hooker 

Putting a golf club, or foot, or any long object the goes up at the end like a golf club. The object is put between the legs of someone, brought up to where the legs meet, and pulled.

Dude, you just got dirty hookered with that golf club!

Dirty Hooker by The Fish 97 July 3, 2011

Indian Hooker

A black bitch who gives cheap blowjobs for fun. The biggest THOT you will ever know

Hey look, Jesse's getting sucked off by an Indian hooker

Indian Hooker by That snaps November 2, 2017

You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her 

A phrase used when somebody is abusing something that they own/have access to. Usually something that they have paid good money for.

Guy 1: "My laptop isn't working again."

Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."

You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her by MichaelToTheJ March 30, 2011

wankin hooker

a hooker that wanks of

i dont think u need an example

wankin hooker by ya November 22, 2003

DOCTOR OR HOOKER

Girl seems to be wearing a trench coat and alot of muddy makeup, snapping her 3/5 inch heals down the hallway of the hospital stay in rooms. Her partner blocks a fire exit for about 3 minutes while typing on the computer. The team then stairs in a daze as one man needs to puke from so much oxicotton. Then some other of her partners trip thier feet and bump into thigs when they walk.

Little tootsie foot: "I know there was a lot of horse shit on the streets rotting everyone's inside out backin the day and your body needs repair now Daddy, whoa was that a DOCTOR OR HOOKER in that swampy looking trench coat thing?"

Daddy, "I hate that nurse."

Little tootsie foot, I sure have to stair everyone down here incase there would be a fire, and what the hell are they kissing over there or is that her uturus sticking out like a pony? DOCTOR OR HOOKER? "

DOCTOR OR HOOKER by thenonqueefedgazelle January 28, 2010

Hippie Hooker

Similar to the infamous jackalope, the hippie hooker feasts on squirrels before doing cartwheels through the hallway.

Look at that hippie hooker, how does she keep the flowers in her hair while doing backflips??

Hippie Hooker by austex007 December 17, 2011