Holy-shit

Holy-shit: shit from God's own ass. (Or Jesus, Allah, Vishnu etc etc) often used to exclaim surprise.

"Holy-shit!"
"what?"
"That man has a penis on his forhead!"

by Stabby3721 July 10, 2006

holy crap

When you take a dump at church.

wife: "honey, where are you going, mass is about to start"

husband: "go on without me, i drank to much coffee this morning, i got to take a holy crap"

by the wopfather May 12, 2008

The Holy McDonald

When you believe that fingering is the only method of sexual activity, you also finger bash a girl with a Condom on.

DoggyBalls: Bro! I saw you with that chick last night, a bit of black magic never hurt nobody! Did you smash?
MC WOG: Nah bro. I only believe in The Holy Mcdonald.

by Whoneedsajobba5 October 12, 2022

Holy Ricardo

A certain tik tok that should be awarded a prize for best tik tok

Dude1:Hey have you seen Holy Ricardo?
Dude2:Yes I have, It should be awarded a prize for best tik tok.
Dude1:Yeah.

by Fuck me in my gay ass May 1, 2019

Holy Heavens

An expression of surprise,disappointment,or excitement.

Person:The Braves won!
Respondent:Holy heavens!That’s amazing!

by Dog Player-6942 May 26, 2023

holy petunias

Holy Petunias is a nice way of saying Holy Shit without cursing. This is a great method to use when being an elementary teacher.

Student; Are they going to feed us lunch on the field trip?

Teacher; Holy Petunias I just said they can't.

by yaknowwho707 July 24, 2022

Holy boyz

Group of individuals who’s sole desire is to please nothing but the honeys above all else.🤘🙏

# Holy boyz

by Holyboyz July 15, 2019