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Holy-shit

Holy-shit: shit from God's own ass. (Or Jesus, Allah, Vishnu etc etc) often used to exclaim surprise.
"Holy-shit!"
"what?"
"That man has a penis on his forhead!"
by Stabby3721 July 10, 2006
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holy crap

wife: "honey, where are you going, mass is about to start"

husband: "go on without me, i drank to much coffee this morning, i got to take a holy crap"
by the wopfather May 12, 2008
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Holy Heavens

Person:The Braves won!
Respondent:Holy heavens!That’s amazing!
by Dog Player-6942 May 26, 2023
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Holy Ricardo

A certain tik tok that should be awarded a prize for best tik tok
Dude1:Hey have you seen Holy Ricardo?
Dude2:Yes I have, It should be awarded a prize for best tik tok.
Dude1:Yeah.
by Fuck me in my gay ass May 1, 2019
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Holy Cunt

Holy shit but more hard hitting🤤
Holy cunt is that eshay wearing Kmart tns
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holy gape

A virgin religious girl that is a slut and only does anal.
Sally is such a holy gape when I put it in her wizard sleave of a booty hole it was like throwing a hotdog down a hall way.
by Crk. November 14, 2015
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The Holy Knight

Probably the most right of knights. Morally complete in nearly every category. Sworn on dissipating every root, branch and tree of heresy. The Holy Knight is a rank given only to the best hearted of people. People who are truly right for the most part.

To even think to go against one of these beings is heresy of the highest order. Which will almost always be a penalty of death from execution. As well as being highly morally righteous they also make excellent friends. As loyal as a dog while willing to fight with you until the end of their line. This holiness is not related to Christianity and is disrespectful to confuse.

Do note they also make the best hot wings, chicken tenders and other assortments of meat. Do not even question it.
A: Jesus christ, look! its the holy knights.

B: I'd steer clear for now. Don't want to get on its bad side.
by TheHighestCourt June 7, 2021
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