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hold your shit together

To stop being a buffoon and act in a socially consistent and acceptable way, by not farting or burping in public.
Even if you are at a bar or pub, and still had more than enough to drink, please hold your shit together; if you want to burp or fart or puke, do everyone a favor and excusecyourself to the restroom.
by Sexydimma August 30, 2014
mugGet the hold your shit togethermug.

Hold My nuts

It is when you hold the nuts of another person in your hands, individualy. You can also hold them in your hands. This is mostly ment for lazy guys, to have there friend or girlfriend to give them a hand with there nuts.
Alex: Can you hold my nuts?
Keya: Yes, i can
*places in hand*
Alex: thanks for giving me a hand
by Parmasan May 31, 2010
mugGet the Hold My nutsmug.

holding 3 fingers up

Holding 3 fingers up in photos means that you're very hot and u get every bitch on earth. Also that ur in love with me 🫶🏻🫶🏻
"Omg ur holding 3 fingers up in that photo, i bet you pull so many bitches!"
by maybeimabitemo June 6, 2022
mugGet the holding 3 fingers upmug.

hold what ya got

stop whatever you are doing. Slow down or shut up
If someone is saying something they shouldnt be saying tell them, hold what ya got. You doin to much
by Jecjaymes November 6, 2007
mugGet the hold what ya gotmug.
Wow, that dude Larry, has a humongous dick! It looks like {a babies arm holding an apple!

A snippet of a lyric from the song by the 'Tubes.'

"What do you want from life?"

"A babies arm holding an apple."
by Narvel J. Stimpson December 29, 2015
mugGet the a babies arm holding an applemug.

National hold hands day

National hold hands day is november 13 when couple hold hands for as long as possible for the entire day
Boy:its national hold hands day
Girl:let's hold hands
by Macy lince November 12, 2019
mugGet the National hold hands daymug.

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