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im gonna tell the teacher

you are definitely screwed when your classmate tells this
boy1:im gonna tell the teacher
boy2:nooooooooooooooo pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i i will give allmy robux
boy1:ok fine
by math kid July 19, 2024
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Geist Gunnard

Geist Gunnard is a self development & rizz omegle creator.
by GeistGunnard October 14, 2023
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Jan gunnar

A Suggs sub slut who loves men
Jan Gunnar is such a Jan Gunnar
by Karet2 October 16, 2023
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The Gunnar B ©

Large friendly, yellow, couch potato. Sometimes referred to as dog, but swears he is human. Loves to spread his "gunnar glitter" like it's the VID-19. The Gunnar B likes peepaw, cheezburgs, takoes, and any other human foods he can find. Belly rubs are required for friendship. Unlimited kisses included. Prefers to be far away from his 8 siblings, must must be centimeters away from mom at all times. Will kill for a pup cup.

Accomplishments:
- Graduated community college with an AAS in photography
- Currently works at a pet store, "stocking" treats and toys (not to be left unattended)
- Can eat a whole couch in under a minute
- Solely owns and operates his very own photography business, Gunnar B's Photography

WARNING: may lick you to death, unless you choke on his gunnar glitter first or steal his peepaw. NEVER steal the peepaw.
The Gunnar B © is the best dog ever!

I LOVE my Gunnar B! 5 stars!
by certifiedagent December 7, 2023
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Never Gonna Give You Up

John:KYS, Adam!
Adam: What did I do?
Oscar:Hey, click this link here: *insert Never Gonna Give You Up link*
John:WTF, Oscar, why did you rickroll me?
Oscar:ez
by partyparty12 December 20, 2023
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Im gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024
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