Foot Surgery

When a drag queen announces a break on social media due to "foot surgery," it means they're filming RuPaul's Drag Race

Person 1: "That sucks she won't be posting on socials, shes having foot surgery"
Person 2: "Nah her foots fine, she's filming Drag Race"

by stillapieceofgarbagee July 9, 2018

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Foot Parasite

The nickname given to annoying children that grab onto your legs and trip you.

I was trying to walk around but some foot parasites tripped me.

by MaroonDog July 29, 2016

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When a male masturbates in the shower he eventually ejaculates on the shower floor. Once this happens the cum becomes sticky, almost as the consistency of cement glue. The male then uses his foot to swipe the dried up, sticky baby gravy from the floor to the drain to dispose of any evidence of choking the chicken.

Bro, I was shooting ropes in the shower last night but my cum stuck to the floor. I had to use the foot swipe so my wife wouldn’t suspect me of jerking it.

by DatDickDoe August 9, 2021

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foot aficionado

A foot aficionado is the most discerning type of foot fetishists. While a foot fetishist likes many types of feet from cheesy to ashy, the afficinado has an affinity for a specific type of foot, usually older, pampered, Italian, mom feet.

Dude, While you were looking for bikini bottoms to sniff in the bathroom, I fell in love with the sight of that Mom’s perfect feet. Her toe cleavage in that sandal was better than ass crack to me. You know, nothing creepy though.

Ginger Bro: You’re a foot aficionado. That’s sick. Get help.

by P-Biddy March 17, 2019

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foot fetish

When one has the desire to suck and kiss a girl's feet.

Jake reached his girlfriend's foot, pulled off her socks, and started sucking and kissing her toes. The pleasure made her moan in delight as she enjoyed the experience. He had an extreme foot fetish for soft, polished feet.

by yourgravelieshere March 12, 2023

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