pussy flower

on the nice scale, pussy flower is the nicest of nice. not always a bad thing, but sometimes it can be a little creepy. the opposite of pussy flower, on the other end of the scale, is dick (also known as shooter).

He just wrote her a love song after she dicked him over yesterday, he's such a pussy flower.

by massa crane October 25, 2008

flower basket

a flower basket is when a bunch of guys sit in a circle and jack off onto a flower and then you spin the bottle and whomever it lands on must eat the flower

"man my friend gobbled up that flower basket like it was nothing!"

by amanda hugnkiss December 11, 2006

Flower Collector

Someone who only likes virgin girls.

"How far did Sally go with John?"
"No sex. that's all I care about."
"Dude, you're such a flower collector."

by awesome sauce on the fry December 9, 2008

flaper

A rolling paper found on the floor

-Do you have a paper?

-There should be flapers all over the place.

by dartmouth boy February 10, 2010

Flopperwopper

Sticking your penis in between two hamburger patties and using them as a masturbating tool. Also, if inserted into the butthole, known as a double flopperwopper.

Bill: "Yum! This burger is amazing!"
Drew: "Yeah. You want to know what else is amazing?"
Bill: "What?"
Drew "I flopperwopped your burger."
Bill: "Im gay so i LOVE flopperwopper burgers!"

by BlackManKFC7 February 18, 2011

flowerfucked

When you step outside and have such a bad allergic reaction to the pollen in the air you start crying, your nose starts running, and your face feels swollen.

Friend: Are you crying?

You: No, I just got flowerfucked in the face!

by j2themfk August 19, 2011

Floopers

Titties that fold over the top, to the point where the nipples face directly downward.

Hey guys, look at that girl, she totally has floopers"

by Jc123 June 23, 2014