Fisting Stool

A place to sit with a fist inserted into your cunt or bum while reading or having an orgasm. A seated form of fist fucking
I sat on the fisting stool which spread my blerta wide enough to stick a donut in it. Man I felt good afterwards
by Hans Fistur September 12, 2006
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monkey fist

A very small vagina. Also known as a monklet in extreme south Alabama. Opposite of a vagiant.
Ball up your fist and look at the little hole your pointer finger makes. Imagine a rhesus monkey doing it.

How was your date? Big pussy? No, she had a monkey fist.
by EchoFree October 05, 2007
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Velvet Fist

Like Iron Fist, but gay version of. Coined by evil dictator Libernazi.
"That fag rules with a velvet fist!"
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
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fist rape

to have a vigorous and unplanned session on the one eyed banjo - to crack one off when the wife is at the shops for a few minutes. to masturbate quickly.
hot damn. heres something you wont here on the news tonight, i engaged in two seperate bouts of fist rape this morning darling. how was work for you?
by captain cruncy semen October 30, 2008
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cheese fist

Cheese fist: To consume 21 jagermeisters, carve a fist from cheese (your favourite flavour) then abusively fist someone...probably that you dont like...
by Dilate March 30, 2008
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bro fist

when to very close friends (bros) bump the knuckles on there hands on the form of a fist. at the time the to fists meat a small explosion followed by big bold letters that say "BRO FIST!" wile a narrator or voice says "bro fist!"
generic guy#1:"nice job takin out that noob on garry's mod"

generic guy#2:yay... wana fist bump?"

generic guy#1:"k"

they then bump fists

generic voice#1:"BRO FIST!"
by assbj April 06, 2011
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fist of rukkt

tartarus the brute chief of chiefs gravity hammer.
big guy white fur, stupid mohawk, probly needs to get laid.
was killed by johnson and the arbiter in halo 2
DAMN! my head got splaterd all over the control room by the fist of rukkt
by esperlancer March 07, 2009
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