Tinder Finger

An overdeveloped and fatigued thumb caused by the left to right waggle of ones thumb whilst using the dating app tinder in search of clunge. Warning, could lead to arthritis in later life.

Dave: "I totally gave myself tinder finger searching for local snatch last night"
John: "Dude your finger banging days are done"

by SnatchGod November 13, 2013

Salsa Fingers

When you finger a girl while she is on her period and you get her blood on your fingers.

Scarlett: I know I'm on my period but I want you to finger me.
Theo: Not a chance, I don't want no salsa fingers!

by em0fish March 26, 2023

Shit Finger

When you have low budget toilet paper and your finger or thumb breaks through on the wipe and you get a nice smear of shit on your finger.

My wife bought the low budget toilet paper again and I went in for the wipe and broke right through giving me a nice case of shit finger.

by Cosmo88 January 11, 2016

finger winking

A method of winking that employs the use of ones fingers in a gun position. The creepier the look, the better.

Finger winking has become a fetish, with participants seeing how quickly they can get off during an exchange.

Rob gets some sort of perverse satisfaction by finger winking all the girls.

by Henrietta Bobcat February 6, 2020

Canadian Finger

A razor-sharp icicle of frozen piss, that can be inserted up one's anus, vagina, and or urethra.

I went outside to take a leak don't ya know, and I made myself a Canadian finger for later.

by Curious Canadian January 30, 2021

trufflebutter fingers

when u finger a girl and she takes a shit and cums at the same time

i got drunk and fingered broskicia in the ass and that bitch gave me trufflebutter fingers

by mirtzytakitana69 June 12, 2018

turkey fingers

a less offensive term than oaf for clumsy person

stop telling me your limo is triple parked; stop being such turkey fingers and learn the phrase "practice makes perfect"

by Sexydimma September 30, 2014