Fucking a Dead Horse

The only thing to do with a horse after you have beaten it.

Okay. We get it. Michael Vick is playing football again. Quit fucking a dead horse.

by JamesBeam November 19, 2010

Fucking Mint

Its a saying you say right after you insult someone. It's like the "Hi my name is y/n and i sucked my boyfriend's best friend's dick for two jolly ranchers huuuuuuhhhh". Or you could say it after you address a situation or distress in your life. While saying this you throw down the okay sign.

FIRST DEFINITION- Brad: Sucking my boyfriend's bestfriend's dick for two jolly ranchers FUCKING MINT (shading his friend)
SECOND DEFINITION- Brad: im failing all of my IB classes and i wont be able to go to university FUCKING MINTTT

by wavywavys October 13, 2019

Fucking Shit

Something to say when "shit" can't cut it when you're very angry and agitated to the point of busting that piece of fucking shit.

"Motherfucking piece of shit" is a more powerful phrase to say when you are EXTREMELY pissed off.

God DAMN this Fucking Shit!

by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem June 13, 2007

fucking coolest person ever

Stephen Colbert, plain and simple.

Stephen Colbert is the fucking coolest person ever.

by K3n7 September 9, 2008

fucking idiot

Someone who has not sufficiently assessed a situation and takes actions with the effect of putting themselves or others at significant risk of grave physical harm or death.

Jaime Lannister: *Charges towards a dragon.*
Tyrion Lannister: "You fucking idiot!"

by Captain Sid August 13, 2017

Every Fucking Time

When an individual partaking in political/social movements claim they are white, but turn out to be Jewish.

I just looked at the founder of the movement, every fucking time!

by Zoldam August 17, 2020

farking

1) To rework a photo with an editing program such as Photoshop and then to post it on the web, mainly to Fark.com

2) Sexual relations

3) Wasting time on Fark

"Contest is open only to entries of actual, unaltered screenshots with no additional editing (including, but not limited to, Photoshopping, "FARKing" and/or other form of digital enhancement...) --Everquest II rules

"I was farking my lover before realizing I should have been at work."

"I spent all day farking on the internet."

by Lace Valentine January 28, 2005