brown expresso

When you take someone's water bottle that is not see through and take a Shit in it and fill up the remaining space with water. Then put the bottle back were you found it.

This guy is going to have a great surprise when he drinks the brown expresso that i gave him.

by albert18 May 19, 2015

Poontangler express

A vehicle that is typically driven by a man who gets a lot of pussy

Dylan - Did you see Mitch in his poontangler express

Ryan - yeah he's gunna Ashley later ... a lot

by Poontanglerexpress78 July 2, 2016

Internet explorer

An internet browser which takes a long time to load even if you have good internet.

Guy: Hey have you finished the project?
Guy 2: No, I can only use internet explorer so I'm not even half done.

by __Monotone__ October 24, 2016

Bipolar Express

A term used to describe child development classes in high school

"Did you see that train-wreck in child development today?"
"Yeah, Talk about the Bipolar Express"

by Once Upon a Lemon December 16, 2016

internet explorer

Internet Explorer was one of the most widely used web browsers, attaining a peak of about 95% usage share during 2002 and 2003. This came after Microsoft used bundling to win the first browser war against Netscape, which was the dominant browser in the 1990s. Its usage share has since declined with the launch of Firefox and Google Chrome, and with the growing popularity of operating systems such as macOS, Linux, iOS and Android that do not run Internet Explorer. Estimates for Internet Explorer's overall market share range from 5.45% to 27.38% or by StatCounter's numbers ranked 3rd, just after Firefox (or even as low as 6th when counting all platforms, after Opera (and behind Safari), as of August 2016. Microsoft spent over US$100 million per year on Internet Explorer in the late 1990s, with over 1,000 people working on it by 1999.
On March 17, 2015, Microsoft announced that Microsoft Edge will replace Internet Explorer as the default browser on its Windows 10 devices. This effectively makes Internet Explorer 11 the last release. Internet Explorer will, however, remain on some versions of Windows 10 primarily for enterprise purposes. Starting January 12, 2016, only Internet Explorer 11 is supported with more security than older versions, according to Microsoft. Support varies based on the operating system's technical capabilities and its support lifecycle.

When I factory reset my windows XP machine, I downloaded Google Chrome with Internet Explorer. That's the only good use of this slow-as-hell browser.

by FalvEe January 14, 2017

Panda Express

Literally an Asian chick-fil-a
(Not trying to offend)

Guy 1: let's go eat Panda Express!!!
Guy 2:isn't that place basically chick-fil-a served by non Asian people
Guy 1: But it's good
Guy 2:that's not the point

by Anonymous skkskdkdskwnwkodfknf May 27, 2017

hayward-express

other way of saying fuck

*stubs toe on chair*
"Ahhhhh what the hayward-express!!"

#wthe

by dood_5769 September 28, 2017