Alaskan Fire Elephant

An Alaskan Fire Elephant is when a man has a long floppy wiener that looks like a trunk and when he ejaculates it spews all over the woman giving him a blow job so she says 'PFFFT' out of shock.

Girl: "Wow your wiener looks like an elephant trunk!"
Boy: "i know" *ejactulates*
Girl: "PFFT!!, What the heck dont alaskan fire elephant me!!"

by MLCD May 7, 2011

White Elephant

1. A Republican.
2. The shitty economy Republicans always give to incoming Democratic presidents.

Neotard: Obama is incompetent because he didn't fix the economy overnight. Baba booey baba booey baba booey.

Intelligent person: Relax moron. It took eight years to get this way. It'll get better. Bush gifted a white elephant just like his daddy did before him.

by theconcernedcitizen July 31, 2009

elephant

A person with an exceptionally large nose.

Person 1: Can you see her over there? The one with the big nose?
Person 2: How could I not? She is such an elephant.

by HA-JD October 23, 2010

blue elephant

The "Dominant Graphic Arts Feature" of the NEW LOGO of the Republican National Convention of 2008 (RNC-08) ; Refer to the following graphic example.... Oddly enough showing the dominant color "Blue" ; “Traditionally” the color representing the “Democratic Party”. (RE: Oddly enough, the Urban Dictionary" has a previously coined definition for "BLUE ELEPHANT" as follows: A big fat loser from the San Diego area who likes to behave inappropriately toward women. Also a term to describe a cross-dresser who enjoys anal sex.

The RNC political convention is being represented by a trademark showing identification as a "Blue elephant".

by Tyson D. Knine January 4, 2009

elephant ear sandwich

A womans reproductive organ in the form of a tasty snack.

Going down for an elephant ear sandwich.

by toby long March 28, 2007

elephant's ass

A golf shot from the tee box that goes very high into the air but not far forward.

Golfer 1 hits a tee shot that goes a mile high into the air but lands 25 feet in front of the tee box.

Golfer 2 to Golfer 1: "That shot was like an elephant's ass, high and stinky."

by Shermaniac April 2, 2008

elephant's dessert

You sit on a girls face so your dick hangs over it like a trunk while she eats out your asshole.

I was getting an elephant's dessert and i farted on her face.

by sexy skydiver January 2, 2009