Evan

A stupid, ignorant, prejudiced asshole whom no one will ever love.

Charles is such an Evan!

by Slurpymuk November 26, 2017

Evan Williams

Clueless beyond belief. A person that is so clueless they just don't contemplate life correctly.

Person 1:Hey Evan Williams go get the bong.
Evan: I cant find it.
Person 1: Its right there on the table.
Evan: What?
Person 1: FUCK YOU!

by gringolicker69 December 28, 2010

Evan

He's the sweetest and funniest guy you will ever meet. He's great at guitar and will be one of your greatest friends.

"Evan is amazing"

by just that girl who like him June 28, 2013

Evan

The $exie$t man alive

Person: hey, Evan, you're stupid
Evan: no, im the $exie$t man alive!

by stuff and stuffffff May 5, 2013

Evangelical

A group of Christian hypocrites; calling themselves Godly, but doing everything that all sinners do, and then some. It's easy to become one. Say a short prayer asking Jesus to come into your heart, then go back to doing all the crap you did before...because as an Evangelical, it doesn't count. Just say another short prayer, and all is forgiven. You must give 10% of your earnings, because the pastor and his family need Mercedes, vacation homes, 10 kt cocktail rings, yachts, and hair implants, breast implants, and weekly spray tans. I believe all of these provisions are spoken of in Leviticus. Evangelicals are exactly what Jesus would be applauding if He were alive.

That evangelical just stole my grandma's 401k.

by Toorealfromkansas November 16, 2017

Ervant

Basically the best person you will ever meet. That is, of course, if he is so unimpressed by you that he will never acknowledge your existence. Like a norwegian, but he doesn´t kill baby whales. Great all-around economist and renowned skeptic. Also, greatest boyfriend.Ever.

Look! Is that a Norwegian? No, he is much better looking; he must be Ervant.

by zebrasinchess February 5, 2010

Evan

A Fuck Boi

That guy is such an Evan

by urmomdatboi May 25, 2017