aaron - "yo im finna ride the bus with eddie liu's metro card"
evan - "tf u do bro did u steal it from that retarded kid whos mom works as a stripper?"
aaron - "yes bro lets ride it with the homies
evan - "tf u do bro did u steal it from that retarded kid whos mom works as a stripper?"
aaron - "yes bro lets ride it with the homies
by nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnninja March 28, 2022

When you pleasure yourself, and ur dick sneezes in 5 mins or less. Usually in a very unsatisfying way.
Billy didn't have time to do any edging, and was left considering his life decisions after the resulting easy eddie
by MinivanMafiaMan January 17, 2022

eddie is a name of a super energetic guy . very sweet , and loves to joke around . likes music such as country folk and jazz . when you meet an eddie , you never forget him for life .
by dr. grey's anatomy March 26, 2021

The act of bringing outstandingly bad luck to oneself and other, against all odds, and creating significant damage as a result. Can be described as « Masterclass Eddy » if it generates three or more unlucky events simultaneously.
- Man, can’t believe it, a pidgeon just dropped a shit on my head!
- Dude, classic Eddy...
- My new suit got trashed, I had to go back home and the elevator crashed. I was stuck for 3 hours !
- Wooow bro that’s a masterclass Eddy !!!
- Dude, classic Eddy...
- My new suit got trashed, I had to go back home and the elevator crashed. I was stuck for 3 hours !
- Wooow bro that’s a masterclass Eddy !!!
by grippeman March 13, 2019

by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

Eddy is a very nice guy he is a little bit of a weirdo but he is still your best friend in 5th free you call him tomato or call him a talking tampon and take his hat to the person reading this I might sound like a bully but I love him like a brother
Eddy looks like a tomato 😂
by Eva.-. August 21, 2019

by 2kGod69____ September 11, 2020
