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Wilson Effect

The phenomenon of heightened human receptiveness to humour during the act of consuming water (or any drink). Supposedly first documented in the 1920s by British neurologist Samuel Alexander Kinnier Wilson, who noted the increased likelihood of choking and/or spillage owing to exposure to comedy stimuli while sipping/swigging/supping.
Alan: Hey, you know how everything's funnier when you're taking a drink?
Brian: No..
Alan: Yeah, you know, the Wilson Effect. Watch this... Hey! Colin!
Colin: Yes? *Takes a sip of his beverage*
Alan: Big fat cocks!!
Colin: *Splort!* You idiot! You made me slop my drink and a little bit went up my nose! That wasn't even funny!
Brian: Ah yes, the Wilson Effect.
by Howardinio June 7, 2009
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effrontery

brazen boldness; presumptuousness.
Jason's effrontery got the best of him last night. He got his head pounded-in after he exchanged a few heated words with a guy in an empty parking lot.
by joe216 November 13, 2005
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Adrija EFFECT

a girl whose charms attract you to the point you fall in love with her, if not fully then almost.
she is attractive, flirty and very good with her speaking skills.
eg. I think am getting Adrija Effect
by Adrija Effect June 22, 2021
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Disney Channel Effect

When someone who is a Disney channel star is instantly a TV actor, movie actor, singer, and song writer.
Girl: Hey did you get Ashley Tisdale's new album?

Guy: Ashley Tisdale is and actress not a singer

Girl: Well because of the Disney channel effect she is also a singer/ songwriter.

Guy: Well that's a bunch of bull...
by gmazz92 September 14, 2010
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mermaid effect

When a guy has been hanging out with, or simply in the presence of a girl that is just a friend for long enough that she ends up becoming sexually desirable.

Based on the idea of sex-starved sailors who would see manatees frequently and eventually they began to see them as mermaids.

It was also used in the TV show How I Met Your Mother.
Guy 1: "So you're going to be rooming with a chick next year? watch out for the mermaid effect, if you hang out with her long enough, you know you'll end up wanting to hit that."

Guy 2: "Nah man, she isn't hot and totally isn't my type."

Guy 1: "I give it three months."
by acadey April 3, 2011
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Effingham

A small village of approx. 12,000 in east-central Illinois, located at the intersection of Interstates 57 and 70. Known to many passers-through simply as "that town with the big white cross which for some reason is clad in white mobile home siding."

Acknowledged by some as the unofficial southern boundary of intelligent civilization in the state of Illinois. . .any farther south, better break out the banjo and raise the confederate flag.

The word "effingham" is commonly misconstrued as some permutation of a curse word by individuals unfamiliar with the city's meager existence.

Interesting factoid: Effigham High School's mascot. . ."The Flaming Hearts"
"I'm from Effingham."

"What? Are you serious. . .is that really the name of the town?"

". . .*sigh*. . .yes."
by WhamBamThankYouMaam July 28, 2008
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the lynx effect

Smelling so good that females will take your every whim as command, achieved by spraying oneself with a deodorant named lynx, or axe in central europe, manufactured by Fabergé Paris or Fabergé Ireland. Wow, Ireland makes it sound soooo appealing.
"all your fine bitches are belong to us"
by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004
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