the safe and healthy assumption that the hot chick you might be talking to online is in fact a dude. hence, "default-dude."
taking this approach to online chatting will provide an iron defense against embarrassing homosexual accidents of all kinds.
always remember: when in doubt, default-dude
taking this approach to online chatting will provide an iron defense against embarrassing homosexual accidents of all kinds.
always remember: when in doubt, default-dude
jeremy: man, I met this HAWT chick on omegle last night! she sent me pics and everything!
cuong: dude, i hate to burst your hard-on, but you've forgotten: default-dude!
cuong: dude, i hate to burst your hard-on, but you've forgotten: default-dude!
by yekl January 3, 2010
Get the default-dude mug.A novelty playing card with an erotic picture of a dude on the back, typically spread eagle with well orchestrated junk presentation. Often given as a gag gift to females but more appropriately hidden in bags/clothing/rooms of dudes for later accidental enjoyment.
Verb form: The act of placing a dude card in someone's gym bag or room. To be "dude carded."
Verb form: The act of placing a dude card in someone's gym bag or room. To be "dude carded."
by p_guy September 11, 2009
Get the dude card mug.A dudebro is a white (American) male who has six or more of the following characteristics: (#1 counts as two.)
1. Cannot go one full waking hour without uttering the words "dude" or "bro".
2. Has spikey hair (despite it having gone out of fashion around 2010).
3. Has a boisterous nature.
4. Is/was in a college fraternity.
5. Is from a middle-class background.
6. Lives in the suburbs or the city.
7. Works out and shows off his body.
8. Is eternally clean-shaven or has little/limited facial hair.
9. Is 18 to 25 years old.
10. Is a player.
11. (When he's not a player) Dates girls considerably younger than he is, like high-schoolers.
12. ( / / ) Dates women considerably older than he is.
13. Wears male earrings.
14. Wears sunglasses indoors or at night.
15. Has catchphrases.
16. Is apolitical.
17. Often gets into fights or arguments.
18. Is dudely (= is a typical duuuude; a guys' guy).
19. Is a diligent drinker.
20. Surfs or skates.
21. Authors, praises, or follows a Bro Code.
22. Is masculine but not manly.
23. Holds sexist or misogynistic views.
24. Is racist or says racist things.
25. Utters slurs like "faggot" or "faggy" and uses "gay" as an insult, but surprisingly enough has nothing against homosexuals.
26. Is a jokester, a prankster, or both.
27. Often gets high but is not a total junkie.
28. Is a reliable partier.
29. Is a frequent high-fiver.
1. Cannot go one full waking hour without uttering the words "dude" or "bro".
2. Has spikey hair (despite it having gone out of fashion around 2010).
3. Has a boisterous nature.
4. Is/was in a college fraternity.
5. Is from a middle-class background.
6. Lives in the suburbs or the city.
7. Works out and shows off his body.
8. Is eternally clean-shaven or has little/limited facial hair.
9. Is 18 to 25 years old.
10. Is a player.
11. (When he's not a player) Dates girls considerably younger than he is, like high-schoolers.
12. ( / / ) Dates women considerably older than he is.
13. Wears male earrings.
14. Wears sunglasses indoors or at night.
15. Has catchphrases.
16. Is apolitical.
17. Often gets into fights or arguments.
18. Is dudely (= is a typical duuuude; a guys' guy).
19. Is a diligent drinker.
20. Surfs or skates.
21. Authors, praises, or follows a Bro Code.
22. Is masculine but not manly.
23. Holds sexist or misogynistic views.
24. Is racist or says racist things.
25. Utters slurs like "faggot" or "faggy" and uses "gay" as an insult, but surprisingly enough has nothing against homosexuals.
26. Is a jokester, a prankster, or both.
27. Often gets high but is not a total junkie.
28. Is a reliable partier.
29. Is a frequent high-fiver.
Alright, it's 2 in the morning and I need to get up at 8. Take your keg-drinking dudebro buddies and get the hell outta here!
by SomewhereElse September 24, 2016
Get the dudebro mug.The person that everyone is trying to be like or looking up to. He influences the crowd and girls love him.
by Dougie R January 9, 2006
Get the that dude mug.Dudefest is the best Metal/Hardcore/Grindcore/Crust/Punk/Powerviolence/Doom/Sludge fest in the U.S. It has been held every summer since it's inception in 2003 in the city of Indianopolis in the state of Indiana. Some bands who have played over the past few years include: Pig Destroyer, Iron Lung, Genghis Tron, Kylesa, Hewhocorrupts, Skeletonwitch, Insect Warfare, Sweet Cobra, Torche and more.
Dude, let's fucking RAGE @ Dudefest!!!!
by Rage On June 27, 2008
Get the Dudefest mug.Two dudes are causing a nationwide crime wave. Whenever an assault victim is brought into the ER and the cops show up to take the crime report, the alledged perps are always 'two dudes" and the victim was always just "minding my business" If only we could incarcerate these nefarious "two dudes" crime rates would fall drastically and more people would be free to "mind their own business"
by sgrant39 May 21, 2011
Get the Two Dudes mug."He is such an old fuddy-duddy!"
by Rosanna February 24, 2004
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