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twitching dolphin

Two or more people having sex underwater while twitching and making dolphin sounds. There must also be a trainer with a trainer stick present to properly supervise all dolphin related actvities.

General rules to follow are holding your arms like fins, doing your best to keep your legs together and playful nomming and nipping.

During the twitching dolphin you must be eating raw fish.
"it's rumored that brad pitt and angelina jolie do the twitching dolphin with angelina jolie supervising."
by the ralphing jerry November 3, 2009
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Sophisticated Douch

A person who burns you with their immense vocabulary of words. Normally someone who wants to sound smart and make you feel incredibly confused and quite stupid but is really an idiot like you.
Tom: "Dude your such a dick"
John: "Go suck on one you pompous freak of god's nature."
Tom: "Good one. Now you sound like a dick and a sophisticated douche."
by Person of the FTW November 2, 2010
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Miami Dolphins

The trashieat NFL team know to man
Damn u play like the Miami dolphins
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Ride the dolphin

I'm bored of horse riding. Maybe I'll go and try ride the dolphin instead
by pseudo1134 November 23, 2010
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Waxing Your Dolphin

When A Guy Is Masterbating --

Beat Your Meat -- What A Treat
OH MY GOD.......!!!
by BlackFlag September 28, 2012
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DolphinSexual

What my friend and I are.
We screw dolphins. They are sexy. We are attracted to them.
by Anthony Scrima March 13, 2004
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