Douche Pilot

Someone who flies the average level of doucheness to a whole new level at a ground breaking speed.

James:Hey Alex, how have you been?

Alex:I beat my dog this morning, and then I pre-ordered the new season of Jersey Shore. So far it has been a pretty productive day!

James:You are such a douche pilot.

by James Lavine is from Southwick September 22, 2010

douche mark

the mark of a douche bag

i.e. stupid goatee, pencil pin facial hair, popped collar, or wearing sunglasses inside

He is douche mark-ed all over the place

by genuine leather October 15, 2010

douche-a-rang

Douche-a-rang. - dush'-uh-rang (noun): any person, place, thing, or idea that has lost it's usefulness, but no matter how many attempts are made to dispose of the worthless piece of shit, it always finds its way back to you and usually hits you in the asshole..

During the 100 plus times Obama gave that same damned national health care sales pitch speech, and was resoundingly rejected,he refused to stop throwing that douche-a-rang around...Now it is about to hit our collective asshole.

by Sceneyour May 7, 2010

loser douche

a total and complete asshole/douche bag who doesn't know how to treat a woman. He basically thinks he can "get it in" where and whenever he wants. He doesn't understand that he is the issue, and not the chick he is treating like crap. He believes his actions are justified. He may be cocky, arrogant, self-centered, and is definitely an opportunist.

That guy you dated was quite a loser douche, Michelle.

by Samma678 May 15, 2010

douche fingers

The sideways peace sign made popular by Hollywood promoters, or douchebags.

Can consist of two double sideways peace signs, with at least one grey goose bottle in hand, and a blonde under each arm.

Yo, that promoter is totally throwing douche fingers in all his photos on facebook...what a douchebag!

by g_lo May 8, 2009

douche tube

A more offensive but very similar variation of douche bag. See douche nozzle

Wow you are a dipshit, you fucking douche tube!

by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

douche-a-palooza

1) Gathering of douches in a secluded area.

2) Party in which the only people that show up are complete douches, making the party very douchelike.

1) "Look at that douchey douche-a-palooza of douches over there douching it up."

2) "Where is everyone?!?!? God, this party is such a freakin douche-a-palooza!"

by Dziadosz April 2, 2008