to be or dot to be

Consciously choosing between existence in reality or alter existence in virtual reality

To be or dot to be, that is the (latest) issue.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

Tight as a dot

A phrase used when describing some bomb ass pussy.

"Dude. That girl's pussy was tight as a dot!"

by WubalubaAids August 22, 2017

Management By Green Dot

When someone manages a work-from-home employee by checking that their status in a chat application like Slack, Microsoft Teams, etc., hasn't shifted from a green dot signifying "Present/Available" to an orange, yellow, or red dot signifying "Away", rather than by measuring things like quality and quantity of work output, whether deliverables are met in a timely fashion, customer satisfaction, etc.

With the explosion in employees working from home during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020+, many managers who had been accustomed to prowling cube farms and looking over their employees' shoulders to make sure they were working, resorted to this technique.

"My manager totally does management by green dot. I got yelled at for being 'Away' on Slack yesterday morning because I had to spend half an hour on the phone with my kid's school. I'm going to have to get one of those mouse jigglers."

by ImTiredandINeedaNap October 9, 2021

Toe in the dot

The act of inserting your big toe into your partners anoos.

My wife enjoys a toe in the dot before Church on Sunday mornings.

by Johnny-23 April 9, 2022

ass ass dookie dot

When something sucks.

Or

When something is hard and you don't want to do it, but it is still cool.

That math problem was ass ass dookie dot.
Climbing that mountain was ass ass dookie dot.

by that wont work November 14, 2023

cross my t's and dot my i's

1. To make sure something

2. To be real on something

"I cross my t's and dot my i's yeah I'm for real" (taken from Post Malone and Kehlani "Feel" lyrics)

by goldenkiwi January 21, 2017

dotdotdot

dotdotdot is the oral form of "..." People who talk as if they were in a chat room in real life use this word for expressing how stupid their friends are or for saying something stupid and pointless and should be slapped for even talking like so.
It can also be said as "dot-dot-dot" but the odds people these days are going to bother saying "dash" for the "-" are incredibly low.

Dan: I LIKE TO DIP MY BREAD IN COTTAGE CHEESE!
Mandi: LIKE OMG THAT IS SO KEWL!
Jim: dotdotdot
Dan: U R GHEY!

(Note: Capital letters = Yelling/Shouting)

by JoeMK October 26, 2005