All over it like a donkey on a waffle

To be completely on top of something, much as a donkey, when standing over a waffle, covers it entirely.

"Oh, that website you wanted me to finish? I'm all over it, like a donkey on a waffle."

by Jason Kafalas April 5, 2005

donkeyboy

An ignorant, arrogant asshole, who thinks he is G~d.

You know that donkeyboy, Ryan Hodge?

by Molly Rickman July 11, 2004

Donkey Boy

One who has a unusually large penis, usually a younger gentleman.

Did you hear that Abe Lincoln was quite the donkey boy?
Holy crap! Look at the size of that donkey boy's package!

by ihavealargepenisandyouhaveasma August 1, 2010

donkey sex

When you want to insult a girl ask her for some donkey sex. When she asks what is it tell her thats when you are the 'HE' and she is the 'HAW' (whore).

'Hey baby you want to come back to my place for some donkey sex?'

'Donkey sex?'

'Yeah I'm the he and your the whore'

by mathios May 14, 2007

praying donkey

just before you blow your load from pumping a girls ass doggie style, you take out your rod and let it explode on her back.

Hey mom, what's a praying donkey?

by krimsenkat12 July 28, 2003

Donkey Brick

Like a {Donkey Punch} only with a brick. This is usually the best way to "convince" a girl to let you do her in the ass.

She was being stingy, so I had to donkey brick her.

by Daddy Slick May 2, 2003

donkey fucker

Insult that sugests one enjoys intercourse with donkeys. Similar to uncle fucker, mother fucker, finger fucker

"Shut your fucking face... donkey fucker" South Park, The Movie (adapted version)

by Donkeyfuckerian May 9, 2004