dictatorial

A characteristic of an absolute ruler; expecting unquestioned obedience.

President Trump was dictatorial in his approach to build a wall to keep the Mexicans out.

by scienceiscool January 21, 2018

cooter doctor

Another word for gynecologist, often used by immature teenage girls.

Betney seemed almost pleased with her visit to the cooter doctor: Reallythoughseriously, it was bad at all!"

by Krista July 14, 2004

doctor shopping

Alternating doctors to obtain overlapping prescriptions. Most commonly done to obtain painkillers such as oxycontin.

The USA's highest rated radio host, Rush Limbaugh, was accused of Doctor Shopping to obtain thousands of oxycontin pills once he became addicted to them after treating his back pain. In April 2006, Limbaugh settled out of court in his legal troubles.

by Ryan Murray May 18, 2006

forum doctor

1.Someone who likes to use big words on forum posts hoping to appear smarter than they probably are.

2.Someone who is smart and wants EVERYBODY to know it so they use every big word they can think of even when not needed.

post by bob:
I think Vida Guerra is hotter than Keyra

reply from tool:
You're spurious bob. Vida is lucidly less winsome.

reply from bob:
... huh?

reply from ted:
looks like we have another forum doctor... sigh. 0/10.

by Kevin June 19, 2006

doctor

A doctor is a person that has succeeded in research-related postgraduate studies of an extended period. Also known as a "doctor of philosophy".

Some professions such as medical practitioners, dentists, chiropractors and optometrists have more recently corrupted use of the term for their own personal ends.

"I am a doctor."

"Good, can you help me with my ingrown toenails?"

"No sorry, I'm a REAL doctor."

by Rob McQ August 4, 2006

Dictator-for-Life Santa

A fat, balding, injury-prone chemistry teacher who thinks he's cool and beats off to hentai.
See also: Baron Hentai.

All hail!

by Natepalm October 22, 2003

Doctor Hymen Nucleus

Doctor Hymen Nucleus is the alter ego of people joshed out of their fucking mind on Jager bombs. Usually defined by a penchant for loud blazers, bowling shoes, sparkly bandanas and furry hats. The good doctor tends to fuck filipinos and dance semi nude for homosexuals.

"Wow, T.J. has transformed into Doctor Hymen Nucleus!"

by Dr. Hymen Nucleus February 20, 2009