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dinner and a fuck

1. a date for couples when there is absolutely nothing worth seeing playing at the theaters or if they have seen everything worth seeing.

2. when people hit it off really well have dinner skip the movie and have sex.

3. humorous expression for when you like someone so much you just want to skip the bullshit wine dine or be wine and dined and fuck them.
"honey there's nothing playing in the theaters cmon karate kid remake with jackie chan? lets just have dinner and a fuck.

"omg Jenny, Thomas took me to Les Bistro last night I didn't even care about time travelers wife I just wanted to have dinner and fuck him"

Boner at a dinner party 

1. Literally, a situation that may cause discomfort to both the bonee, and other parties involved, in a formal setting (i.e. a dinner party).
2. Used as an expression, it signifies something or someone unwanted or out of place, something in an unsuitable setting.
1. Nobody appreciated when Alan got a boner at Alice's dinner party.
2. When Doug arrived at his niece's 3rd birthday party wearing assless chaps, all the guests agreed he was a boner at a dinner party.

gentleman's dinner cough 

to vomit but before vomit goes every where to grab it mid air with ones hand and place it back in your mouth
i thought dan was out of the hot dog eating contest but he used the gentleman's dinner cough, and saved it at the last second
The French word for the evening meal
Lets have dinner
Dinner by Christian G.. January 14, 2009

dinner plate 

Any object which could be used to shit on and then eat off of. (actual plate, bed, carpet, etc.)
Marc, "Hey Jared! I just prepared a feast for you on your dinner plate. ENJOY! :)"

Jared, (while eating the shit off of his bed,) "Mmm! Thank you so much, Marc! This is so delicious!"
dinner plate by Biggest May 25, 2006

dinner with connie 

Someone farts in a social setting. This can be heard, smelled, or both. A fine way to draw red cheeks from the offending guest is to casually mention that someone has had dinner with Connie. Connie is a name associated with a person unwilling ever to admit that she ever farts.
A telltale noise goes off between someone's legs at a social gathering. "Well, it seems as someone's had dinner with Connie."
dinner with connie by umbrella January 4, 2005